Admiral Theatre

Admiral Theatre

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773-478-8111

3940 W Lawrence Ave

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Atmosphere: 4
Dancers: 4
Value: 3
Overall: 4

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I’ve been coming to the Admiral for what’s gotta be over 20 years. In that time, I’ve watched the club evolve along with the industry. What used to be an air-dance only club has gone through a lot of changes. Table dances have always been ten bucks, and back room (for a while, in the late 90s, you could get a very personal dance in a theater seat while watching a porno on the big screen – an interesting experience that is long gone now) dances have gone up in price along with inflation or whatever.

Rules have been strict, rules have been lax. The club seems to respond to industry trends with the same diligence as they do dancer indiscretions. At the moment, the back room curtains are now only closed 2/3 to halfway because, as a dancer told me once, a couple of seriously out of hand dancers that go caught a while back. I have no idea about the truth of this, but who knows. I have no idea about the 500 dollar VIP rooms, I have never gone for a dance there.

On this particular trip, there were a lot of new girls along with a few veterans. I have no idea what a couple of previous reviewers are talking about when they say quality is down. For my money, the Admiral has always been the most consistent club in the area. White, black, asian, latina, tall, short, curvy, thin… whatever you like, you are going to find something you like here. Tonight, apparently, I was in a latina mood.

I started out with a nice table dance from an AA gi...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Guys - the Admiral is awesome. I've been here 5-6 times now and every time I leave satisfied. The only downside is that it is a 20 minute Uber ($15) from downtown - although maybe this is a blessing in disguise as otherwise I would be broke. The admission is always $25 no matter the time or day of the week. The staff is friendly here and I've always felt safe and secure in the club.

There is one main stage and two small VIP booth stages. When you arrive, you will be asked if you want free floor seating or $20 VIP seating. I see no reason to do the VIP seating. The main floor seating is close to the main stage and you can get $10 dances on the main floor (they are $20 if you are in the VIP seating section).

The girls here are beautiful. There are always at least 3-4 girls I would rate solid 9s with great personalities as well. I recommend starting with $10 floor dances and that is a good audition for a private booth session. If you like a girl's floor dance, take her to a private booth (3 songs / $75). Your mileage will vary greatly - I once took a girl straight to the private booth without testing her out with a floor dance and she hardly touched me. I have also been with 4 or 5 other girls that I connected with on the floor first and knew they would be fun in the private booth. Let's just say I have had many private booth sessions that were mindblowing.

Overall, this place has great girls and great mileage i...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

In Chicago to visit a friend & we decided to visit the famous Theater. As previously mentioned the Cover & Non alcoholic Drink prices are a little steep comparitively speaking, but it's Chicago so to be expected. The club did not feel as excessive as a Vegas for instance. The surrounding area is not the greatest, but far from the cities worst according to feedback I received. The interior layout is very similar to an old school Theater, & nice enough. Seating was near stage, surrounding the exterior area's, & VIP as well. The place was pretty packed & drink service a little slow, but nothing crazy. In terms of the dancer's, was a very diverse group regardless of tastes. They had dancer's from the local area of Chicago, varied parts of the states & around the globe. The dancer's were pretty aggressive in terms of convo & sitting down. I prefer set dance prices, but it varied. However, in comparison to other large cities, dances are resonably priced both on floor & VIP. The local ladies seemed a bit more business like, but not overly so to point of being rude. We ended up getting dances from several of the dancer's. There were the typical tattoo's & silicone, but not to extent of some clubs, & the vibe was not rowdy/crazy, which is a plus.

I would say if your in Chicago, this place is a good option for an above average visit. Did not stay for a ton of time, but was enjoyabl...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

A visitors perspective for what would (probably) be one of the better clubs in the area. Group of friends and I decided to pay a late-night visit on a Saturday. $25 cover for entry. They made us wait behind a velvet rope after we paid for some bizarre, unknown reason, but the staff we're friendly and professional. Despite the fairly large but expected crowd for a Saturday, the Admiral has a very open setting, with chairs and tables all around so it never felt claustrophobic. One main center stage where a girl will perform for your standard 2-3 songs, and then rotate to two other small stages on opposite sides. Waitress came by promptly and took our drink order. Now, I can't fault the club directly, as I was aware going in that Chicago's laws are just garbage when it comes to nudity and alcohol, but paying $7.50 for a ginger ale is a little exorbitant. Dancing on the stage was solid, music was a great rotation and not just the same song every dance (bonus points for playing Tool). Girls regularly approach you and start some small talk, but it's down to business shortly after, and they aren't going to waste time if they can make money elsewhere. Masseuses come by pretty regularly and offer massages: price IIRC was $10/song. Price for a 'standard' private dance that night was 3 songs for $75, not terrible considering the overall quality of the club and dancers. I got one from Gypsy that night, and I thought it was money well spent: not the bes...



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Solid club with hot chicks and reasonably priced. Across the board, this place gets an "above average" and compared to Pink Monkey, and VIP, the two other strip clubs in Chicago, it's no contest how much better Admiral's is.

I went on a Thursday night and while it wasn't packed, it wasn't empty. There are enough variety of girls to for most guys to find someone that catches their eye. Most of the girls are gorgeous and friendly but they all fell into one of two categories. First group, they would stop by and ask for a dance without much of a lead up or conversation and the second would sit and hang out for a while, and ask for a dance after. Conversations were decent and I got at least at table dance, only $10, from the girls who hung out, for their time. 3 (maybe it's 4, I don't remember) songs in the private booth is $75. Not all but some girls will give you a deal, so ask for it. For example, one chick offered an extra song for $75. I stayed until a couple of hours before they closed and there seemed to be plenty of girls still hanging out.

If you're in Chicago, I would definitely check it out. If you are in the suburbs, then there are definitely comparable or better places.



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