Bottoms Up

Bottoms Up

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93 Lothian Ave

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Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 2
Value: 2
Overall: 2

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Joined us on Jan 2017

It's a small club but there are some quality ladies there. The stage is awkwardly set up across from the bar in what feels like a hallway that leads to seating. The dancers don't take anything off on stage and there isn't a steady rotation. You can get topless or nude lap dances in a communal sort of area that's set-up to create the illusion of privacy, and there are also a couple of private VIP rooms. One of the VIP rooms leads to the dressing room though, so if you're in it, you will constantly get interrupted by other dancers wanting to freshen up. All in all, decent club, though there are 4 others within a 5 minute walking distance.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Why is this place so quiet on nights when the Western Bar, the B&H and the Fantasy Palace are packed? Easy - nothing but air dances. Girls are pretty, but unremarkable (4 to 8). One comparatively good looking young lady took me into a very large partitioned off booth with a low, soft couch. Unimpressed by the lack of any contact, I left to return to the FP only to discover my credit cards and my hotel pass had disappeared from my back pocket. To be fair, when I retraced my steps to BU they let me in even though the place had officially closed and it turns out the girl had found my cards and kept them for me behind the bar. Phew!



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This club amazes me. Run by a family who openly claims to have mafia links this armpit of existance has few things in its favour. As for the staff a stranger bunch i am yet to meet. Starting with the doorstaff, one of the few pluses the club enjoys, they entice you to try the clubs delights and by their description of the females inside Graham Norton would be hard pressed to pass by. As for the owner, i do expect the seven dwarfs to be asking for their evil and ugly sister back soon. She has all the charm of a Tasmanian Devil and the gutteral tones that could only be moulded from a severly social services influenced background. To say the head barman is slighly camp would be to say everest is slightly big and to be honest must be supporting some type of habbit with his tainted wages. The girls range from good to really really really not so good and as for the stage dances - your havin a laugh right! Do me a favour and take your money, shit on it and then eat it - that would be more fun and a better investment than giving it to the over weight Italian goonie-monster lookalike that had me thrown out of the club for being "english"!



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Visited the Bottoms up in the early evening on a Saturday. Full bar with a small stage across from the bar. Several girls, 6-8's. Admission is 5 GBP, dances are 10 GBP. It was not very crowded compared to the Burke & Hare. The girls are moderately friendly and will chat for a bit before they ask for a private dance. Lap dances held in private rooms. NO touching. The rooms are monitored via CCTV. See the movie "Closer" to get an idea. Girls will go full nude in private room, but you cannot touch at all. Unlike other places in the States the girls dance on stage for free-no tips, so they don't dance until it gets crowded and they generally did not do a full strip, at least when I was there. The girls are better looking that B&H and apparently the management has a "no piercings" rule for hires. I had a very nice time with Torri, a local gal. The bouncer was friendly, the barman was helpful and talkative. There is a "sauna/massage" parlor next door for those with more advanced entertainment ideas....
The location is very convienent, being on Lothian, but not the kind of place you can duck in without being seen by a lot of folks, including tour buses.

I recommend the place as one of the better expereinces I had in Edinburgh.



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