Chez Joey

Chez Joey

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(937) 533-1519

608 Iberville St

If you want to get the job in this club as a dancer or escort model, please send your CV via email: [email protected]

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Atmosphere: 1
Dancers: 1
Value: 2
Overall: 1

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Joined us on Jan 2017

While I've explored pretty much all of the clubs on Bourbon Street, I'd never even known about some of the other clubs in the quarter. Read a review of the Artists' Cafe on TUSCL, and decided to take a gamble.

It was late afternoon when I stopped in - happy hour, so to speak. Immediately upon entering, I thought I might be in the wrong place, or at least not in a particularly good place to be. The stage is a small one behind the bar, but there were no dancers, and no bartender. Only an older man sitting alone in the corner of the bar. Turns out, he was the bartender. I ordered a rum and coke ($6, I believe; not too bad of a price for as strong as it was). I began to notice that there were a few girls in the back of the building, talking to each other. Assuming that their shift was just starting, I waited it out.

Sure enough, a very attractive Latina joined me at the bar for some brief conversation. I certainly was interested in a lap dance. The conversation was slow and awkward; she said she would be right back, and excused herself to the back room. I waited a song or two, finished my drink, then decided to move on.

Later on the trip, I stopped in just to grab a to-go drink (and to see if there was anything happening). Being much later, there were a few patrons, and a dance had just ended. One dancer did begin to chat me up, but she was "not my type," shall we say, so I just took my drink to the street....



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Joined us on Jan 2017

HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm writing a review admitting that I even went to this place. First of all, this is not really even a strip club. This is a brothel, plain and simple. There is a stage and girls do sometimes dance on it but it is behind the bar and you sit about 8' away from the stage. The only way to give the girls on stage any money is to roll up a dollar bill into a ball and throw it at them. (I'm not kidding!!) There are 4-5 girls working here. One is usually at the door, trying to entice passersby to come in. That's how they got me in. The minute you sit down, one of the hustlers sits next to you and they ask you to buy them a drink ($10-20 depending on size). Then before you can even take a sip of your drink, they start rubbing you EVERYWHERE and trying to hit you up for the VIP rooms. They are VERY explicit about what is available in VIP. If they are to be believed, pretty much ANYTHING goes. The prices for VIP are very high compared to other places I have been. And this is before you tip the girl and the bartender. YES, they require you to tip the bartender. I have never heard of such a thing.

You would have to be pretty drunk and hard-up to take their offer because there are NO pretty girls working here. Several of the girls look like they have spent many hard years abusing all kinds of illegal substances. Just look at their teeth and you'll know what I am talking about. The best looking girl there was a t...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

There are three clubs fairly close to each other a couple of blocks from Bourbon Street - two right next to each other and for the most part, they are very similar and for most everybody, there is probably no reason to go and visit, except that you probably could get laid or OTC if that was being sought - Note, don't know this for sure at these clubs, but all indications are that these are the extras clubs in the NOLA.
Both sort of look like a bowling alley - long and narrow - bar is on one side with a very small stage and some chairs and apparently places for lap and VIP rooms. I walked in and there was a girl, probably in her early thirties that was very plain looking and on the chunky side - not somebody that you really wanted to dance for you. Other than the girl, the only other person was the bartender and this was about 11:00 at night, so they certainly couldn't complain it was before shift change. They immediately ask you to buy a drink and then supposedly, the girl does her show. I didn't stay long enough at either place to do either - walked in, looked around, walked out. After reading the other reviews, see I am not alone. Don't go to these clubs - not worth walking the extra couple of blocks from Bourbon, where there are a number of decent clubs.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are the words that best describe this place. Right around the corner from Bourbon St. you find this little dive of a place. When I stumbled in, there were two other patrons, but they were both more interested in the game machines than the 2 dancers on shift.
Its a medium sized bar, with about a dozen seats and three tables behind the stools. The stage is pretty nice, and large. I guess it would need to be large for the elephant that was dancing on it. Man, was she disgusting. She was wearing a red tight dress, with no underwear. Her dancing skills were non existent, as she just twirled around the pole, and shook her breasts every once in a while.
There is no DJ here, the dancers have to rely on a jukebox. Even worse, the jukebox takes a couple minutes to load the next track.
There really is no order in this place. The dancers constantly stopped mid-song to talk on the phone, or take a sip of their drink. The most disgusting thing I saw was when the dancer stopped during her dance to sit down and clip her fingernails. YUCK! Now there were nail shavings all over the stage.
The other dancer on shift had to be around 60 years old, with a wrinkly and boney body that nobody would find attractive. When she came around for tips, she smiled and there was brown gook all in her teeth. GROSS!
The elephant sized dancer propositioned a VIP dance for 100 in the back for 15 minutes, and promised a good time, that is w...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I have to agree with the previous poster, whodunit, with his review of the club. This may be the worst strip I've ever been to. The music was lame. There were about 4-5 girls there, and the best looking one was a 6, at best. All of the girls were "big boned" except for one. There's a stage behind the bar, where you tip the girls by balling up your dollar and throwing it at them. Seriously. The girls were terrible dancers, but I tipped just to be courteous. There's 2 or 3 VIP sections. One downstairs was $300 for 30 minutes, plus a $100 tip to the girl, which the girl said was a bargain compared to what they normally charge/receive. It was outrageous. The girls say they get up to $1,000 tips from some patrons (that have obviously lost their minds).

There's one main girl there that seems to get the most attention. She's the 6. She was kind of cool, but not worth $300 + $100 tip for a 30 minute VIP lapdance session. Maybe she offered more, but I didn't get that vibe from her. She basically said she doesn't need to. Oh, and on top of that, the bartender gets a 20% tip if you choose to get a private dance. I've never heard of that before. I wanted to check out the club next door, but I was so outraged after leaving, I just went back home. I went to the quarter to spend a decent amount of money too. Wasn't going to get ripped off in the process though.



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