CJ's Revenge Theatre

CJ's Revenge Theatre

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507-448-0088

204 Main St

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Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

This was my first strip club visit after relocating to North Iowa. However, North Iowa has nothing, so I made the journey to the small town of Myrtle just over the border in Minnesota. Frankly, I wasn't totally expecting this club to exist, but TUSCL had it listed and it still does.

The club is a juice bar, but for those who like their alcohol, there is a bar next door. I think some of the other people were going back and forth between the two when I was there. It's a nice place that must fill up pretty good during hunting season. FWIW, it does have the decor.

There were 3 dancers there, one young brunette, one blonde who was a little bit older and an older darker haired lady who looked like she was Native American. I got lap dances from the first two, which I thought were average. To be honest, I thought the brunette was going through the motions. The blonde was trying hard, but her moves were a little weird. I wanted one from the third lady, but she kept talking with a regular after each song and after a while, I just said to myself to forget about it. I would like to come back in the future, although I might get a completely different dance crew then, to hear what the one dancer said.



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The Revenge Theatre quite the place to experience if you have never made the journey to the interior wilds of MN. It is in the smallest dumpest little town around, but there is another bar just across the street and best of all, a night there is never the same twice. One night I found $300 on the floor in front of me on sniffer's row. Another night, the place was full of bikers and middle aged strippers with tattoos. It is always changing.

I decided to wander down there last night because it was hump day and I wanted something different to vegetate out to. I got there about 930 and got quite a surprise. There were 10 or 12 shiny BMWs lined up out in front and inside there were the young monied owners of these expensive shiny automobiles. After I sat down to watch, it became quickly apparent that there was something going on and the regulars were definitely on edge. Becki, the bargirl and Tessi, the waitress were absolutely on edge, but wouldn't say a word. Watching I quickly saw the reason for their stress………

The BMW owners were trying to show off their wealth and run the joint. Everyone knows the bartender tends to run the show in a tavern out in the country. They were loud, annoying, rude, flashing a lot of money and not tipping much. I kept watching only to find them being shunned by the girls and getting weak drinks by the Becki - good strategy - piss them off so they leave. It didn't work they just kept dri...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

2nd visit here. Probably my last until summer. I've been told this club is good in the summer...i'm skeptical...maybe I'll give it a shot then.
My first review I was trying to be optimistic about this place's potential but after another visit I realize this is just one of those clubs that you just can't figure out how the club pays its bills?

The one positive is the couch dances can be very high mileage. The other side of that, finding a dancer you want to go back there with.

This last visit a few days ago...2 dancers working. Neither my type. Both overweight, though not exactly fat. Not interesting to me at all though. I did see one other customer there though! This is the first customer I've seen there besides myself. He tipped a little at the stage then ran outta there.

I am actually thinking of dropping this club altogether. They charge a $10 cover and give you a little plastic glass of soda with it. Reminds me of the crappy Sugar Daddy clubs in central and Northern mn. The difference here...2 below average dancers, $10 cover. Unbelievable.

So now I get how the club pays its bills. gouging the customer With the talent they provide there shouldn't be a cover. I can't recommend this place unless you like niche girls, older/heavier.
Despite my misgivings I'll probably return at some point, its just gonna be awhile.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Wow. This club is in a town where if you blink you will literally miss it. Tiny town. Hard to find, out in the seriously middle of nowhere.

The night I visited I was the only customer the entire time. There were a couple girls working, neither appealed to me very much. Chatted with them, they both seemed to be local from Austin or Albert Lea type areas. Nice girls, very friendly.

The stage at this place is weird. it isn't elevated at all, its just a little dance floor liek you see in any small club..I'll bet before this was a strip club it was a bar that had dancing occasionally. There is a thick wooden rail around the dance floor and then the chairs for customers to sit. It is, in my opinion, a very clumsy and poor setup for stripping.

Supposedly its a nude club. Neither girl got nude for me during their dancefloor set, though one did show me her pussy often.

No alcohol. Just soda or red bulls etc.

Couch area is kind of cool, on the far end of the club. The couches are actually decent and comfy, good kind for chicks to give couch dances on.
What I didn't like is the dances are $25 each. Too much.
No DJ..I didn't even see a juke box I have no idea where the music came from..maybe local radio? lol

This club has potential, I'll bet it is like any other small town club, extremely hit or miss. It was miss on this night but I'd...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Stopped by based on other reviews about 6pm on a weeknight (Tuesday). I was greeted cheerfully when I walked in the door. I was the only customer. The dancer whose music was playing greeted me and headed to the "stage". The bartender (juice and soda only) took my order, charged the $5 cover and $3 diet coke and gave me my change in singles.

I sat down at the rail and watched a well proportioned dancer go through her moves. She talked to me and asked a few questions. The music changed and she made sure I had a good view of her tits and clit. The railing is strong enough to stand on, so she proceeded to lean back over me and show me her pierced nipples and her pierced privates. I'm not into piercings, but if I was, it would have been great.

A couple $2 tips got my face rubbed with tit each time. Pretty nice to watch and interact with. My estimate of bra size would be 38C. Not enough to get lost in but if it was allowed, more than handfulls. When her second song was over, she left the stage and a second dancer came forward.

I'm bad with names, so I don't remember, but the second dancer was more petite than the first, and had a nice shape under the tube-top dress she was wearing. She showed me her tits close up, but not her clit like the other dancer. We talked a bit while she danced. As with the first girl, a $2 tip got a nice face rub with her nipples. My estimate of bra size would be 34C, ni...



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