Club 203

505-832-0626

20364 E US Highway 66

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Atmosphere: 2
Dancers: 2
Value: 2
Overall: 2

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Club 203 is off I-40 Exit 203 about 8 miles east of Moriarty, NM. It is located near the site of the old Longhorn Ranch Route 66 tourist trap. The totems flanking the entrance to 203 are from the old Longhorn, which is pretty much gone now excepted for the twisted sign. There is lots of space for parking there, as well as a cafe and motel, so it is a favorite of truckers to stop and rest.

The club is fairly barebones, with a bar in one corner, a stage in another and a lap dance area in the other. The lap dance area is not too private, being partitioned off one corner and pretty much open to the rest of the club on one side. Dancers usually don’t show up until 8:00 PM and start dancing after that. Lots of the dancers are from Albuquerque clubs that can’t work in Albuquerque for one reason or another, either they don’t have the ability/looks any more or have been fired for inappropriate behavior. So your experience here is likely to be mediocre.

I suppose that if you are passing through it might be worth stopping, but the clubs in Albuquerque are head and shoulders above Club 203. If you are a trucker looking for some diversion, I suppose it is OK, but if you are a NM resident or even visiting, it is probably not worth your time.



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Like their ad says, "a trucker bar with a pole". Upon first arriving, the first thing I saw was a lot of trucks. It looked more like a truck stop than a bar. The inside had a nice rustic feel to it. By rustic I mean old, run down, not cleaned in 10 years. No cover charge at least. This particular night there were 7 girls working. Two of them were 7+, the rest were 4's at best. For the most part the girls hung out by the bar, drinking and talking amongst themselves. One of the better looking ones came to my table to talk. She was kind enough to use her spilled drink to clean the table for me before asking for a dance. Then she decided to help me finish my pork chop. I guess she didn't think I could eat it all. I was disapointed that she finished eating and left without remembering the dance we had agreed on.
The other cute girl had just started her two song stage set, so I at least had something to get my mind off the fact my table was still wet. When she finished on stage, she came right over, looked at my table and suggested we move to a dry one. I managed to get one dance from her, and it was good, and she proceeded to tell me her shift was over and she was going home.
At least the beer prices were reasonable.



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The previous review about this being "where strippers go to die" is beyond accurate!
I used to be a waitress at this god-awful place, and anytime a friend asks if they should go there, I always say it is an experience locals should have once! I saw everything from drug use to any other lewd thing you can think of happen here. The dancers are lazy, and really depend on regulars for their money.Which keeps them from even attempting to talk to new customers. The majority of dancers here are washed up, fat, meth addicted and used up. They have seen better days to say the least. The owners are all drunks, who treat the girls like crap, which often causes obvious morale issues. The owner often focuses more on the girls talking on the CB radio than on the existing customers. The bar tender could be attractive if she had teeth. She can really only make about five different drinks, and they aren't made that well, if you're going to drink, I would stick with beer.

As far as getting lap dances, I would be very cautious.I would def not touch any of the girls. And if you do, wash your hands! They can be very costly, and a rip off! The girls often don't even bother to get on stage. As I said, they are rather lazy, so they would rather take your money in a VIP dance. They are guaranteed at least some money that way.

As for girls looking for work, if you have teeth, you will be already much better looking than any girl workin...



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Another club I worked at on and off for the past few years. This place has seen more owner returns than a salad shooter at K-mart. Where do I start? This is a place where strippers go to DIE. If you are young, reasonably attractive, you will generally make BANK here.

The dressing room is cramped. Be prepared. There are maybe 2 lockers hat work out of 8. The lighting in the dressing room is shitty at best. Watch out because thieves are common, worst case happened to my friend who got her work clothes PISSED on by a group of angry strippers.

The stage is repaired with duct tape and supported by milk crates. Stage set is 2 songs.

Customers are mostly truckers and locals. Be prepared to get asked to go out to their truck 10x a night. -_-

VIP's are $20, club takes 10% at the end of the night, plus $10 tip out to DJ, $5 to bouncer (s).

The club is supposed to be nonsmoking but people light up anyways. Lunch and dinner is served in the adjacent restaurant. Decent food, most of the dancers appreciate someone buying them dinner (not like most of them need to eat)

If you happen to be trekking through I40, stop in if you want to see stretch marks, guts, and pancake titties. Once in awhile you may find some hot chicks but for the most part this is a stripper retirement home.



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I stopped at Club 203 on the way home from a business trip. It's right off the highway and isn't a bad looking place on the outside. Much better than you'd expect from a strip club in the middle of nowhere.

The staff's nice and the drinks aren't too expensive. The women are okay, but nothing amazing. About half the women were very competent dancers. The other half were phoning it in. Physically, most of the women are very attractive but there were a couple who probably could have stopped dancing about fifteen years ago. One dancer had a severe case of meth mouth. But mercifully, attractive women far outnumbered the unfortunate.

Not that it truly matters. There were a few who were very friendly and it's obviously almost all of the women working there have a lot of fun. However, if you aren't a regular, good luck. You could tip at the stage with ten dollar bills and you'll get ignored. The women aren't rude, condescending or even dismissive. They simply ignore you. I can appreciate tending to a regular. Regulars are long-term investments for the dancers. But most of the regulars seemed pretty disinterested in anything but their beer, so the dancers acted like no one else was present.

I'd consider stopping in again if I was tired of driving and needed a break from the road. Beyond that, though? It's not extraordinary. Okay for a break, but if you're lookin...



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