Crazy Girls

Crazy Girls

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213-969-0055

1433 la Brea Ave

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Dance price: 25
Drink price: 4
Nightime cover: 5
Hours: 7pm - 2am, 7 days a week
Atmosphere: 2
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I can't help but notice that it looks like an expanded trailer with mirrors all over the walls and what looks like silver garland from an old Christmas tree draped about. Much like many strippers, a lot of makeup on an ugly face just can't hide the beast beneath. Then again I was raised in dumps, so I'm much more comfortable here than some ritzy, $500-a-bottle place.


The first girl that we talk to is a perfect reflection of the establishment itself: she had bleached out damaged hair, skin wrinkling from what was probably a drug habit, had no brain in her body, and fake tits that were so bad that they looked like someone stuffed two huge gumdrops just below the surface of her skin.


In the conversation, the subject came up about getting fucked up so she asked me if I did anything. I respond "Yeah, crack for 15 years I just quit," to which she responds "Hey, me too!" She's too dumb for humor and she's clearly not kidding.

I ignore it and pretty soon a couple of pretty girls are sitting and talking to us. I'm a few shots in and making jokes and everyone is cracking up.

Later we find one of the girls we were talking to earlier was sitting with a couple of guys in a banquet that was reserved, so we go sit with him and start making friends. A guy comes by and asks if we want to buy some coke or dope whatever, he has it. Really? The guy in the strip club wear...



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Dancers:

Value:

Overall:

Joined us on Jan 2017

I can't help but notice that it looks like an expanded trailer with mirrors all over the walls and what looks like silver garland from an old Christmas tree draped about. Much like many strippers, a lot of makeup on an ugly face just can't hide the beast beneath. Then again I was raised in dumps, so I'm much more comfortable here than some ritzy, $500-a-bottle place.


The first girl that we talk to is a perfect reflection of the establishment itself: she had bleached out damaged hair, skin wrinkling from what was probably a drug habit, had no brain in her body, and fake tits that were so bad that they looked like someone stuffed two huge gumdrops just below the surface of her skin.


In the conversation, the subject came up about getting fucked up so she asked me if I did anything. I respond "Yeah, crack for 15 years I just quit," to which she responds "Hey, me too!" She's too dumb for humor and she's clearly not kidding.

I ignore it and pretty soon a couple of pretty girls are sitting and talking to us. I'm a few shots in and making jokes and everyone is cracking up.

Later we find one of the girls we were talking to earlier was sitting with a couple of guys in a banquet that was reserved, so we go sit with him and start making friends. A guy comes by and asks if we want to buy some coke or dope whatever, he has it. Really? The guy in the strip club wear...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

They have this big sign "Crazy Girls" at the base of the escalator which they don't tell you is not longer there when you are standing in line. The venue is very small. Held 5 to 6 girls. I guess that's good because there isn't a bad seat. They show you video clips of the GORGEOUS girls who you THINK you are about to watch for the first 10 min. And many of them. Then the curtain come up. Not quite what you are expecting. And the lip syncing was awful! They just need NOT to do it. It took your attention away from the actual performance. They had excellent chemistry and always had a beautiful smile on their faces. They had cute costumes, except the wigs, and very seductive routines and they were very good dancers with great legs, but if it's advertised as one of the best "topless" shows, then there should be some of the best "tops" to look at. I don't endorse breast implants due to health reasons and I don't think that every girl has to be a 34DD, but if they are saggy and hardly there, then change the routine to a very well danced, scantily clothed performance.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Was visiting the LA area and looking for a club. I decided on an old favorite of mine Crazy Girls. It's been a while since I've been here and it seems like its gone a little downhill since its heyday. It's pretty much a generic strip club layout. All red inside with private tables. The girls inside were mostly foreign from the eastern block. Mostly 6s and 7s. Most girls were pretty nice and would do a soft sell on the dances. They would sit and talk to you for a bit before asking you to head to the back. The private room wasn't particularly private and the dances were low milage. A decent place if you are in a pinch but there are better places out there.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Went on a Monday night with a lady friend around 11pm or so. It was dead in there, most of the dancers were sitting around on their cell phones looking bored. A couple of them were decent but none were top notch. We didn't pay a cover, but we did buy a couple drinks. My friend seemed to like hers. Also, I didn't know beforehand but it wasn't a nude club and the girls all had on tops.

Maybe it was so dead because it was too early on a Monday but if I'm ever in LA again, I will be visiting somewhere else.



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