Crissy's Lounge

Crissy's Lounge

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216-215-5266

39462 Center Ridge Rd

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Atmosphere: 2
Dancers: 2
Value: 2
Overall: 2

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Short review: $10 dances are now semi-private. Mostly unattractive girls. Pretty good grinding, some girls allow you to touch them with some usual exemptions. Strictly bikini with almost no peeks. There are still better options not too far away but with no cover and cheap drinks there's not too much lost by stopping in. It's usually entertaining in a people observing way and I had some fun once!

This covers a couple visits. The more recent was a Saturday in May. I stopped in about 9pm because there was no cover. There were five dancers, the most I've seen here at once since my first ever visit, and about 10 patrons. I sat at the bar and waited for the bartender who was trying to get a drunk guy's credit card to run. I didn't see any girls that really piqued my interest so I waited for 10 minutes while the bartender still struggled and headed off to Elyria Bugsy's. The last time I was here I got an extremely sensual and hands on lapdance from a girl I was hoping to see here again so I came back later after a mixed Bugsy's visit. I didn't see her again so I sat at the bar for a last drink before going home. I was approached by a drunk butter-faced dirty-blonde. She introduced herself and I told her, in a way that I thought was nice, that I wasn't getting any dances. She seemed offended and said she was just saying hi. Since I was on the drunk side of tipsy I felt bad and bought her a drink. She was ecstatic, took off...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This review covers a visit from about 2 weeks ago. Nothing much had changed from my previous review although you can now flush the urinals, yipeee!
There were maybe 4 or 5 customers just sitting around looking bored and drinking and 3 dancers that I saw, one that doesn't register in my memory, an older 40s? blonde with a big midsection that made her look pregnant, I was told by the bartender that it was just her and there was no baby inside, and a ROB that was fair looking except for her cellulite ass.
The ROB, Valentina had a huge ego and an extremely high opinion of herself and basically did nothing except tell me how great she was and how she danced for some guys and made their night and how special she was etc. Honestly I wasn't impressed at all by her but when she asked me if I wanted a dance I figured I'd give her a try mainly out of curiousity. She was all about herself even during the dance asking me how I liked her moves, did I like her outfit, etc. The truth is her moves were mainly her flexing and strutting and her outfit was lame like something out of 1960 but I just grunted and waited for the song to end. When it did I told her I was done and she tried over charging me telling me that she gets more than the other dancers because she was worth it but I told her she was only getting the going rate from me. It was really a waste of time and my dollars. I later noticed her pulling the same I'm so great and special act with another...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This place is relatively close to where I live , so I figured I'd give it another shot. Physical layout of the club is always the same . Bartenders are always nice and nice to look at . Sometimes wish I could get a bartender dance . I arrived at around 9:30 pm I was the only patron in the bar girls where still getting ready order a bud light and talked with the bartender about the recent weather and where the regulars where . Shortly after my go to dancer Teresa came out we talked for a bit before she had to go dance . As she was dance Annabella and Honestee came out bothe very attractive girls . I decided at this point I needed private dances from all three of them knowing me and Teresa would have fun we went back first . The private dance room was very cold and she said she needed warmed up so we had a lot if two way touching some dfk and some fiv action going on very pleasurable experience as always. Came back out ordered another beer tipped Annabella on stage told her to come see me when she was done . She came over I asked for a few private dances we talked for a bit and then went back to VIP her dances where the worst of the evening but they were still great . Finally I got Honestee over to me she by far was the best looking girl in bar. Her VIP dances where the best of the night lots of two way touching sucked on her tits she then slid over her panties and I slid a finger into her tight pussy . She then grabbed me over my pants and started to stroke me . Great fu...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Short Review: If you are stuck in the area I would drive the 10 min to Bugsy's on Broad Street in Elyria as opposed to here. This is a mediocre bar with mostly unattractive women. No cover, $10 public bikini lap dances, reg priced drinks.
Longer Review: I had submitted this place to be added here a couple times, mostly to try to warn people about it. My visit was early November of '13. I have been back by several times since my first visit and it has looked completely dead during prime times on Fridays and Saturdays. Parking is poorly lit except right by the road. It's not the worst area but I got an uneasy feeling so I parked near the road. No cover and clean restroom. Large bar and competent bartenders, good drinks at regular bar prices. The layout is odd because there is a nice wood dance floor in front of the four foot deep stage. There were no tables in front of the stage since they would probably mar the floor. The stage is about two feet tall and had one poll, if I remember correctly. There were maybe three tables between the dance floor and bar. I took a quick walk around the place and sat down at the bar since I didn't plan on staying long. I noticed signs all over the bar that girls cannot ask you to buy them drinks or get dances. I survey the talent and most were just sitting at the bar drinking, some still in street clothes. There were maybe seven girls rated generously between 2-5 since I really only saw one up close. Several of the pa...



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I often have business visiting clients in the area so I've stopped in to Chrissys several times over the past 2 years. I know that opinions and perceptions vary but after often wasting my time and cash here and after reading the first review I figured that I should offer my differing opinion of this place.

The actual club isn't a dive like the previous clubs I reviewed but it's far from classy. The handles on the urinals in the men's room are taped to prevent their use and there's signs saying that they don't flush. When you take a piss you disturb the old piss in the pipes and an overpowering odor rises from them. I've also walked in the men's room when it was flooded and there was piss and water all over the floor.

There have been times where I've walked in and there were zero dancers, even on a Friday night. There have been other times when there were dancers but they were old, grossly fat, ghetto, or all of the above. There seems to be a higher dancer turnover here than other clubs and from my overall experience the majority of times there were only fat black dancers and it would be impossible to rate any of them over a 3. On average there might be 2 or 3 dancers on any given night.

There is a drink hustle here where the dancers and bartenders pressure you to buy them drinks and one admitted that they get a small percentage of the overcharge. Customer drinks are watered down, if...



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