El Capitan

El Capitan

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79 Suckergarden Rd

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Atmosphere: 2
Dancers: 3
Value: 4
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Arrived on the happy island. Got my car, and was headed to my hotel. Decided to chechnout El Capt. Didnt plan on spending muchntime hede this trip. Only here a couple days, and had some good recommendations for Carolinas and Hypnotic.

At 300 in the afternoon, there was 1 other guy in there. When you walk in during the day, you go from bright sunlight, yo dark. Takes your eyes a couple minutes to adjust. Before you do, or even get a drink. A dark skinned latina is on you.

Girls here, are mostly Dominicans, and very aggressive. One by one, they came over, started talking, and getting up close. One chica, pulled up her top, to show a huge, natural rack. Turned, and pulled up her dress, to show her butt.

my biggest complaint about EC, is when you take a chica to her room, its only 20 minutes, where most other bars on the island is 30. If you stay for an hr, which is the best way to go with a chica you really like, and know is good, it costs you 150, instead of 100.

They have a outside bar thats only a couple yrs old. Nobody was there during my visit, or when I drove by in the ally, heading to Hypnotic.

beers/water are 2 bucks.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Came down last winter for a trip. Drove down from the French Quarter. It's hard to get lost as there's really only a few main roads and alot of traffic circles for the smaller ones. The club is on a dark, barely lit road. At first I drove past it because I didn't see the giant sign above. I pulled into the parking lot. One area of the parking lot seems to be a valet area as it's got pavers and it's fenced in. The other ends of the parking are dirt road and the remnant of what was a paved road. Not going to lie. This is DEFINETLY a locals joint. At least while I was there. A lot of dudes outside hanging out by the entrance and alot of dudes sitting in the corners of the bar/dance floor. A few tourists here and there. I was most nervous about the rental car being tampered with. When I went back out an hour later, the car was fine. Club is smallish. Bar on the right. Dance floor in the middle. Id say about 10 girls walking the floor. Mostly Dominican and Black. I sat by the bar for about 25 minutes to scope the place out for a little. Beer cost me 5 american. Ran into this short Dominican chick that didnt speak a lick of english. VIP. You go to the cashier in the very back. They this door this long hallway where the girls actually live for months at a time. One security guard at the front of the hall. Never bothered anyone. Stayed in the chair the entire night. Think about a cement built college dorm building. Doors on both sides of the hall. Bathroom...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

OK, no doubt about it, this is a whorehouse.

At the recommendation of the security guard at our resort, myself and 4 companions made the trip into one of the most seedy areas in Philipsburg. I would not recommend going to this club alone.

Security searched us upon entry. The club was very dark with a bar, a small stage, dancing pole and a few tables. Our group was immediately surrounded by a swarm of Dominican prostitutes. It was quite dark so it is impossible to determine exact physical descriptions but most I saw were average to average plus in physical appearance. About half had boob jobs and none were strikingly overweight. Most were not very fluent in English however they were very friendly and did whatever needed to be done to convince you to have sex with them. Coors light beer was $2.00 per bottle. There were some shady looking characters hanging around in the bar area.

The girl that monopolized me was Dominican, normal height, very long black hair, natural boobs, nice figure and spoke broken English. We chatted a bit while we drank a beer and during that time she basically gave me a hand job. Went I asked about price she wanted $50 for 20 minutes.

My friends tried to negotiate better deals and were apparently successful; getting the price down to $35 in some cases. However when you went to the cashier to pay up, they were all hit with a $15 "room charge" while no such charge was...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Visited El Capitan on a work visit. This was my first time to this location, but have been to other Brothels in SXM. I will say that El Capitan is the best I have visited to date. I was very impressed by the girls available and the club itself is much cleaner than their competitors. I bought 3 Heinekens at $2 each and had a beautiful Dominican girl named, Lisbeth, come up to me. She was wearing a tiny push up bra top and tight jean shorts. I was looking for a more petite girl with smaller tits, but there was no denying this girl was super hot.

We made a little small talk, but she spoke very little English and I speak very little Spanish. I offered to buy her a drink but she already had one and turned me down. I was sitting on a bar stool and she pushed her tight ass against my crouch and began dancing to the music grinding her body against mine. She put my hands on her breasts and pushed it down her stomach and around to her ass. I was surprised by how tight her butt was. This girl was in great shape. She continued to dance and grind on me while I ran my hands all over her body while I finished my beers. She reached her hand up the leg of my shorts and grabbed my ding dong and asked if I wanted to go back to her room. I asked her how much and she told me $50. I couldn't believe it! I said yes and was following her before I could even think.

As we were entering her room, I noticed another very hot Dominican girl going into...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Arrived on the happy island. Got my car, and was headed to my hotel. Decided to chechnout El Capt. Didnt plan on spending muchntime hede this trip. Only here a couple days, and had some good recommendations for Carolinas and Hypnotic.

At 300 in the afternoon, there was 1 other guy in there. When you walk in during the day, you go from bright sunlight, yo dark. Takes your eyes a couple minutes to adjust. Before you do, or even get a drink. A dark skinned latina is on you.

Girls here, are mostly Dominicans, and very aggressive. One by one, they came over, started talking, and getting up close. One chica, pulled up her top, to show a huge, natural rack. Turned, and pulled up her dress, to show her butt.

my biggest complaint about EC, is when you take a chica to her room, its only 20 minutes, where most other bars on the island is 30. If you stay for an hr, which is the best way to go with a chica you really like, and know is good, it costs you 150, instead of 100.

They have a outside bar thats only a couple yrs old. Nobody was there during my visit, or when I drove by in the ally, heading to Hypnotic.

beers/water are 2 bucks.



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