Erotic Cafe

Erotic Cafe

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856-665-2244

2120 RT-73 (N)

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Dance price: 20-30
Drink price: 5
Daytime cover: 5
Nightime cover: 10
Atmosphere: 2
Dancers: 2
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I had a meeting on the other side of the city, coming from NJ, but had time to kill. Since Erotic Cafe was literally on the way, I figured I'd stop by for a little while to see some naked ladies.

As I walked in the door around 4:15, I was stopped by a bouncer asking for a $10 cover. He was friendly, but I was surprised to have an afternoon cover. He then stuck a wrist band on me that apparently proved that I paid? Kind annoying (and it glowed bright orange in the blacklights). As I walked in and oriented myself, I got a bottle of water from the super hot bartender, who had an awesome set of boobs and accepted tips between them (she showed the boobs, but not the nips. Go figure.) There was a girl on the stage, which is basically inside the bar area, but the back of the stage doesn't have the bar around it. The girl on stage was ok looking, and she was completely naked.

Non-smoking is a huge plus in my book. The parking lot right along Rt. 73 where everyone about to go over the Tacony Palmyra bridge can see your car is kind of a negative.

Over the next hour that I was there, that was a common theme - nudity was ok, and they stripped quickly in the beginning of their first song of a two-song set. The girls would lean over the bar after their set to take a $1 in their cleavage, then meander around the bar to give table dances and the Erotic Cafe handshake. Some were excellent grinders/handshakers, almost to the point where...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Visited this somewhat scary place a few times recently hoping for a better experience. Never got it. The cover charge is laughable when you see the mostly low level girls inside. This is a high-hustle environment and the dancers expect constant tipping, which I understand but it gets annoying fast. There are a few high top tables outside the U shaped bar. I tried both and felt more comfortable at a table then at the bar. Can't comment on drinks, because I just got a bottle of water.

Really the one redeeming quality was the bartender (don't know her name). On the last night I was there she was by far the best looking girl, clean, and not high. It's never a turn on to have the girls smell bad - and since I am a quite polite man, I had trouble telling them to go away even though they smelled awful. What happen to girls wanting to smell nice and be clean? Also, some were very pushy, which again I am not a fan of. To be fair though, I think pushy can happen at any club, but it just felt a bit worse here.

Anyway, there are a few different dance options starting at $20 for a couple minutes. That gets you a dance in a bright busy room with dudes walking through. Awkward! There is a little bit more private area but that was like over $100 so I didn't investigate it.

Overall, If you happen to be there on the right night you may see a dancer that isn't terrible. But honestly it's really hit or miss so I would...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

My second time here, but my first time a few months ago was so forgettable that I couldn't even write a decent review for TUSCL by the time I had time to write it. So I went back again. This time, I went today, so the memory is more fresh.

The club is fairly small and very dark - walking indoors from bright sunlight was a major adjustment. No cover around 5:00. I felt like I was going to step on something or bump into someone or something for the first minute I was in the club. There were a few dancers - maybe 5, maybe 7 - either strolling around or perched next to fellow patrons to encourage them to go back for lap dances. Dance prices start at $20 which on its face seems like a decent deal. The club has a rectangular bar with perhaps 15 seats around it and a few flatscreens that were showing the Phillies-Cubs game.

I ordered a Coke from the bartender - she was easily the hottest woman there - and she pulled down her tank top and flashed her cute (tattooed) boobies for her tip. I liked her so much I gave her more money. On the main stage, which adjoins the bar and is close to the patrons, there was a somewhat unattractive Hispanic dancer. She was probably a 3/10 - pock-marked face, overweight, floppy boobs - but they do get naked on stage. I gave her a few singles during her show, so right after she finished, she came over and gave me the handshake - for about 5-10 minutes - trying to get me to go back with her. Very sensual and she was a...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Nostalgia can be dangerous. That's what I learned after swinging by the Erotic Cafe last week for a sentimental tour of an old and once-loved stomping ground. I've had some good times at the EC over the years; the mileage was never spectacular here, but some of the girls were able to get away with a little more than they were supposed to in the dinginess of those couch rooms, and besides the overall tacky-but-cheerful atmosphere of the place made up for any other deficiencies. That's why my visit was so depressing. It wasn't the overall look of the place, which hasn't changed in about 5,000 years - a trailer-sans-wheels underneath a flyover on 73-N, parked next to a motel so dubious looking even Norman Bates would think twice about letting his mother stay there. I don't mind the awfulness of the physical look of the building, which always had a sort of ugly charm to it. No, it was the sense of desperation of the dancers that I found sad. The EC always had a mixed at best collection of girls (using 'girls' generously here), some of them well over the age of retirement (and I'm talking ready for AARP membership here) and with the stretch marks to show for it. But it now seems as though this is a place you end up in rather than choose to work in. One dancer with rolls of flesh oozing from her bikini occupied the seat next to mine for some time, complaining about how she'd been told by the management she was now too fat to work t...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

So it's been a stellar month of SC visits, since I can't seem to keep out of trouble at home or at work. I fall into the trap of going out to forget what is bothering me, and let some pretty young girl make me part ways with my money.

Stopped in Erotic Cafe', guess they have the Erotic down, not much of a Cafe'. Interesting decor, but who's there for that anyway. I kinda dig it, fit my mood and what I was wearing. Physical descriptions are in other posts so I won't repeat. Settled into a chair that turned out to be only one or two away from the stage. Bartender was there promptly and set me up with a Coke, advised of the cover charge and that it included 2 drinks (it really ended up being more for just the tip, which she took in her pulled-down top, nice boobs!) 3 girls on duty, 2 white and a darker skinned pretty thing (Latina/Middle Eastern, not sure). All were pretty, one maybe a 7, the other two solid 8. Missed the name on the darker one, Myka was a hot blond with tattoos, acted a bit jittery (or uncomfortable), but did nice dances, first set she didn't pull her bottoms, second one she did, and I was impressed with her assets. Kerry was another blond, friendly, everything is "fun". All of them proposed dances, prices have been posted by others. Menu by the DJ booth lists them. Did topless couch dances with Myka and Kerry, both were good, then Kerry made another round after her set and said I ought to try the nud...



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