FKK Aretemis

FKK Aretemis

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Halenseestraße 32-36

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Joined us on Jan 2017

So this was my first time at a brothel (or as I like to call it in this case, a spathel). I think most of the details have been laid out, but the short of it is 80 euro entry fee that includes soft drinks (alcohol is 10 euro per drink), access to bar, sauna, pool, hot tub, and food. If you want to take a girl upstairs it's 60 euros for 30 minutes and includes full service. A few things cost extra (cum in mouth is 50 euro, anal was...100 euro extra?), but most everything else seemed to be included for that 30 minutes.

The place itself is fairly high quality. I wouldn't quite call it posh, but it's pretty close, downstairs in particular with the sauna and pool. The main level has a bar area that's super smokey (no smoking in the pool area fortunately) and had a pole but I only saw one dancer on it over the 2 hours I was there. There were tons of women (I'd guess 100 or so, but might have been 75 or 125 or who knows...) and generally very attractive in my opinion. They tended to be on the thinner side so not a lot of options if you prefer curvier women (though I saw a couple). Similarly they were almost all white / eastern European. I only saw a couple of Asian, black, latino girls there.

For me the experience was generally positive, though there are some caveats. There's a lot of turning women down, and somehow it seems harder than when it's just for a lap dance. I saw a couple of girls get upset - maybe I wasn...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

First time in an FKK club and it was, well, enlightening.

On entry you pay 80e for entrance, 2 lockers (one for money and one for clothes), a robe, sandals and included no alcohol drinks and ok food. Go to the locker room, disrobe and shower, put on the shoes and robe and off you go.

The club is much smaller that I thought it would be although it started pouring rain about 10 min after I arrived on the train. That made the outdoor areas pretty much unavailable so it might have seemed busier. Not crowded by any means though. Basically two common area floors of maybe 50 feet by 200 feet with various rooms like porn theaters, lunch room, exercise room and a large pool/sauna room. The major outstanding quality was that nearly every area was crawling with naked women, many of them quick to talk to you and proposition you. No drop dead gorgeous ones but none below a 7 in my book either. I speak no German and conversation was super easy.

In the theater rooms (one on each floor) you can often see customers having sex or foreplay with various girls but the real fornication usually occurs in teh many bedrooms that are available should you want complete privacy. There seems to be no rules about what is allowed where.

I arrived at 4 (by train - super easy) and left at 7 (in a taxi because it was raining). Train cost 2e and taxi to downtown was 20e both took about the same amount of time, 30 minutes.

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Joined us on Jan 2017

COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT. After reading so many good reviews from different sources, my expectations were very high. Either my timing was terrible, or this place is extremely overrated. I went to Berlin mainly/mostly to see FKK Artemis.I arrived around 1am, due to some delays and setbacks. From the outside, the place looks impressive, multi-story complex. There was even a guy in the parking lot taking pictures of it. When I pulled into the parking lot, I noticed a long line to get in! Bad sign. I had no problems parking since the guys arriving were being dropped off by cab, by car loads! I don't know what was going on in Berlin that night, but if I had another option other than Artemis, I would have taken it. Most of the guys in line seemed like they were college aged. My only experience with German sauna clubs was FKK Palace in Frankfurt, so that was my standard...mature, professional men surrounded by MANY naked girls. So, the loud, boisterous crowd in line for Artemis was annoying. As I moved closer to the door in line, I noticed that guys were still being dropped off in groups! The wait in line took about 10-15 minutes, or so it seemed. I didn't really time it. I felt long, but not TOO bad. There were probably about 10-12 guys ahead of me when I got there and at least that many when I got in.

When I got in, the entry was 80 euros. They had run out of bath robes. I was given a towel, and no slippers. I had to scrounge up a pair from the locker roo...



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Others has mentioned this already but worth repeating - this is NOT a strip club. It is instead a club filled with naked girls and I guess in principle you could just pay the €80 entry and hang around looking at those girls but even though most of them are very good looking it would be a steep price for doing just that. So things only start making sense if you start enjoying the full range of options which includes taking girls to a room for €60 per 1/2 hour.

This was my first visit and it can be a bit overwhelming at first. You change to a robe and put your wallet in a locker and start trying to find out what is up and down around this place. Basically there's 2 floors where you can roam - there's a bar on each floor and further facilities like saunas, a pool, porn cinemas can be found. There's smoking going on upstairs so I started out downstairs. Here I made the classic mistake of accepting an offer from one of the first girls that approached me. Tall brunette with a cute face and a great body so saying no was difficult. Once in the room I was quite disappointed though. A BBJ is standard here but clearly she didn't want to spend a lot of time on that - after less than 2 minutes she asked if that was enough and things just went downhill from there - she just wanted to get by with the least possible effort. After that I visited the "restaurant" and let me just say that I wouldn't recommend anybody visiting this club for...



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This is in fact basically a brothel and not a strip club. You pay 80 Euros to enter (and I'm told the girls pay the same.) You then undress and virtually all the girls walk around completely naked. Men are given a bathrobe, but can if they choose also go naked. Very few men do so, they are given a bathrobe. I go naked, because nudity is one of my "Things". If you want sex you can go upstairs with a girl to one of the nice rooms with beds and pay 60 Euros for half an hour (fucking and blow job.) If you pay more money you can have more time or more services, (anal, facials etc.) If you want to just look at naked girls, you can do so of course, they are everywhere and there's lots of them. You will be asked if you want sex, but to be honest they are not really "Pesty" about it, (less so then girls asking for private dances in some London strip venues to be honest.) Other services include food buffet, soft drinks, coffee, swimming pool, porn cinema etc. all included in entrance fee, but alcohol is extra (and very expensive.) Standard of girls lookswise is top class, they are all stunning and bear in mind they are all walking round stark naked! You are looking at tits, pussy, the lot the whole time! Everything is plush, lovely clean etc. Cleaners are working the whole time to keep things up to standard.

I have been to Artemis before a few times on trips to Berlin, so was eager to return this time. The reaction this time from the girls...



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