Fuzzy Holes

Fuzzy Holes

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423-929-9800

1410 E Main St

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Dance price: 25
Drink price: 0
Nightime cover: 10
Hours: Tues. & Wed.- 8pm/1:30am, Thurs.-Sat.- 8pm/3am
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 4
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Fuzzy Holes is the strangest strip club I have been in, but it’s not the worst. First, the name—what the hell? Strongly suggestive of natural, hairy pussy, but this is a topless club, not a nude club, and most stippers are clean shaven nowadays anyway.

It’s located on the outskirts of Johnson City in shabby looking cinderblock building. It’s less than half a block from a gas station/convenience store, which is handy if you want to drink since the place is BYOB. There’s plenty of parking outside outside.

Inside the front door is a small anteroom with walls splashed with different colors of luminous paint. On the wall to the right is a sign with all of the dance options and prices listed: table dances, cage dances, shower dances, VIP rooms for varying times, etc. Table dances are $10, and the prices went up from there, but there were too may options to remember prices. There is a window with bars over it in the left wall that looks into an office area. I paid a guy in that area the $10 cover and $5 for bringing in a six-pack of beer (even though web site said there was no charge for BYOB), and he reached through the bars and put on a wristband on me. He said no smoking was allowed inside, but “in and out” for smoking was allowed with the wristband.

Past the anteroom and a second door takes you into the main club area, which is pretty big. There are a couple of counters to the left where I guess you can get soft dri...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I went on a Tuesday night just before Christmas. The crowd was very small (about 5 customers). The door charge was $10 as usual. There was no dancer on stage when I first got there. Then, I realized the dancers were in the back doing VIP. The music was very loud and great. Good mix of hip/hop and metal. In fact, one of the dancers danced to a very slow version of a popular R&B song. It was beautiful. She looked like a topless ballerina. I cannot remember her name but she was very tall and very thin. She had a pixie haircut and I'm not entirely sure she is into guys outside of the club. She had great conversation and talked a lot about music. She was funny and made me laugh. It was 2-for-1 all night for every kind of dance. I must admit, her dance was pretty amazing. I had on loose shorts. After she put her boob on my face and mouth, I became excited. Once she felt my excited as she was grinding, she put her legs together on my excitement and danced very hard. It felt great. After she left, another dancer named Cash came and sat down. She was also great at convo. She gave a good dance as well, but not as good. Remember, this is pasty club and the bottoms were large for a strip club too. No peeks at pussy at all. In fact, most of ass was covered on all the dancers. That was the only disappointing part of the night.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This club is unlike anything I have ever seen before. Once you enter the front door, and pay the cover charge, you are told the lie of the land: This is a topless club only, the dancers wear pasties (albeit clear, liquid latex ones that hide nothing), no touching except in the VIP room, no smoking, BYOB. It sounds like a lot of restrictions, but if you can learn and accept them, then this might just be the greatest club I have been to in a very long time.

I agreed to the terms and was buzzed in. Inside, the place looks like a strip club - if every day was the day after Halloween and nobody had cleaned up. Halloween decorations are everywhere, there is a central stage area with four poles, a side stage area that is apparently used for bands, and a metal cage with a chair in it in the corner. It's a little odd, but like everything about the place, it really grew on me. I was immediately (but gently) approached by a tall brunette dancer named DIxie who reiterated the house rules, and then sat and talked with me for a few minutes. She then told me that tonight was a two-for-one night, and I could have two of the following dances for the one money: table dances - $10, cage dances - $15, stage dance - $20, VIP couch dance for $40, and full-contact (outside of the bikini area) VIP couch dance for $50. I tried the two tables dances for $10 (really!) and they were amazing! She was playful and seductive, moving from gentle and caressing to rougher and pou...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I stopped in on a Friday evening while passing through. I wasn't sure what to expect as this was my first strip club experience. The section of town was a little sketchy but everyone was very friendly and turned out to have a great vibe. There were about 6 girls when I got there and the place was mostly empty (I suppose I got there early ~9pm). I was greeted by a dancer right away and she sat with me while I watched a few stage dances. The dancers where pretty good, but as the place was empty, the DJ felt compelled to constantly remind me that "you gotta pay to play" and no parts of the dancers bikini would come off unless I tipped–but I did get decent amount of contact once I did!

After that, I indulged in a lap dance from the girl sitting with me. At $10 a dance, it was well worth it (lasted about 2 songs). Once she was done, she rotated out and another dancer immediately took her place at my table. I watched a few more stage dances and then got another lap dance.

Overall it was a great time. Your dollar goes along way! There were 1 or 2 really pretty girls and the rest were so so. Fun stage dances and the lap dances were quite enjoyable–they know what they're doing! They had a VIP section where you could get a couch dance or full contact shower shows. I really regret not doing that, especially when you compare the prices at Fuzzy Holes versus other places. Wish it where closer to home, but I'll definitely be stopping...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I used to travel to Johnson City years ago and i found this place by accident. I went regularly for years before i found this site, but I hadn't been back in a few years. Not much had changed. First it's a BYOB club, admission is $10. They offer some fried food and appetizers.
The stage is small and in the center of the room. They also have cage dances which are pretty cool. You and the dancer locked in a giant cage. Table dances are $10 and cage dances are $15. They have a VIP room in back and couch dances are $30. They have a shower dance but i haven't tried that. I recommend the cage dances or the couch dances. The cage is on the open floor in the main room near the stage but the girls can climb all over you in the cage and they do a lot of grinding. But there is absolutely no touching of the girls. Same thing with the couch dances, no touching. They keep an eye out and the girls are ready to push your hands away and call the bouncer pretty quickly. Maybe if you were a regular you could get away with more.
The girls were alright not one that was to die for hot but no dogs either. I'm sure that there would be more on a weekend
I would recommend this club to anyone passing through. Next time i'm in town i'll stop back in. Maybe OTC could be set up but no offers were made.



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