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Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 4
Value: 4
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Upon entering the club, I was immediately impressed with the cleanliness and professional atmosphere. There was no cover charge for us because we had received free admission tickets earlier out on the street. We were greeted by a friendly host and seated at the stage. Our drink orders were promply taken, and the host immediately brought a girl to sit with each of us. The girls were very friendly and sat on our laps while making small talk and flirting. The drinks were reasonably priced at $3 per beer. We were treated very well here.
Everything about the club was a laid back relaxing atmosphere. The girls did not ask us to buy them drinks, and the host did not come over and pressure us to buy drinks for the girls either. Instead, after about 20 minutes or so of getting to know each other, the host casually asked if we would be interested in a lap dance. We all agreed, and for a modest fee of $20, we were taken to another room just off the stage area with individual booths. The girls took everything off except for their panties, and let us touch them where ever and how ever we wanted except for their pussies. At the end of the dance, the host asked if we would be interested in any "extras" and we all declined.
After returning to our seats we watched two more dancers who were both reasonably hot at 8 out of 10. Then the third girl got up, and she was a knockout! It was obvious that I was into her, so the host came over and casually ask...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Was in RP for a wknd of fun about 3 weeks ago this wasn't a busy spring break wknd and wasn't a whole lot of other events in town so it was pretty slow which I kinda like. Paid The cover charge which I think was like $2. Went in side and was immediately getting hustled by waiter who gets you drinks girls or whatever you want he shows me to a table and I sit down once he brings back my beer he starts wanting to bring girls by for me to talk to and buy them drinks. I'm not a fan of this type of stuff especially since half girls don't speak english and I don't speak good enough Spanish so to have an amazed convo while spending $8 on dancer drinks I would rather save money for private dances or give to girls on stage. I finally spotted a couple girls to get dances from and just opted for lap dances as it seems the price for extras was a little steep for Mexico standards. So did a couple of the $20 for 3 song lap dances and I had a great time lots of mutual touching. This place byfar seems to have the better girls compared to the other 2-3 clubs most i would say were 6-9 but maybe that is why prices also seemed higher overall without breaking the bank I had a great and will be back.




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Joined us on Jan 2017

I had some house company that was becoming a little overbearing / tedious a few weeks back, so I decided a little night on the town (solo) was warranted and Guau Guau's was obviously on my list. The city had just finished paving 13th street, so I drove my car down and parked directly in front of the club. Previously (for at least a few months), the entire area looked like bombed out Baghdad because they had literally ripped out all the asphalt / cement for repairs, which turned the people who work in the area even more desperate for $$$. Needless to say, I was welcomed with open arms and smiles everywhere I went.

Guau Guau's had actually just received an interior facelift too because it was the annual Biker's Rally the week prior, so I'm happy to report they got all new sofas, lap dance chairs and even upgraded their "games room" including a new (or refurbished) pool table. As such, this club is now a 6-6.5 physically on my scale -- somewhere between mildly shabby and comfortable.

Unfortunately, my main mesero (little Arturo) has moved further South with his girlfriend, so I went with the tall chubby waiter who likes to pretend he's gay -- he's not, but he thinks that's funny for some mysterious reason. I call him "Goalie" because he is the goalkeeper for his indoor soccer team and don't know his actual name. I decided to go with straight Clamato juice (after pounding some vodkas at ano...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Old Gau Gau's; the pride and joy of Rocky Point (Puerto Penasco). I've been here over a dozen times and it's clearly the best strip club in town. It's off infamous 13th Street, where you can find almost anything. On weekends this place is a mix of locals and Americans, often with their "try-hard" girls in tow. Nothing puts me in a foul mood quicker than seeing some fat, drunk American princess think she's the coolest, hottest creature in the room because she can tip and high-five the dancer on stage... stay the fuck home and let the boys enjoy themselves!

On weekends there's lots of girls to choose from: I'd say at least 15, and mostly 7s and 8s, although sometimes an 8.5 shows her face too. The girls are mostly in shape and many have fake tits. Lap dances are normally $20 for about 5 minutes, but get the 3 for $40 deal and sample different girls. Very good mileage with some (but not all) girls. Spanish helps, but it's not critical. A 1 hour sex session in the club is about $200 or so, although taking the girls home is only $40 more. Domestic beer is $3.50 and I think highballs are either $5 or $6, so not cheap considering the venue. Ambiance is average; mix of sofas and stand-up tables. Older pool table in a side room. One central stage, with small cubicles next to it for private lap dances. Service is good, but very persistent, so tip large to start with and tell them you're in no rush and just want to...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Definitely a Mexican Strip Club with modest decor. There were about 9 girls in the 5-7 range with a couple 8's. $3 cover and $3 beers. This was a Thursday. Weekends are said to have more girls.
You will not sit long before a bouncer asks if you want a beer or a girl. The private dances are in the back in very small 3-sided rooms about 5 x 5 with a folding chair. The dances are $25 with very high mileage. After one dance, a bouncer came back to ask if I wanted another, or extra for $40 HJ, $80 BJ, or $180 FS. I could have probably negociated for less for FS but I said ok. This was done right there in the back in a slightly bigger room but still very little privacy. I expected to feel like I was with a pro, but she seemed to have a great time and it was alot of fun. I was pretty much in full veiw of another dancer in a booth across the hall. Didn't bother her or me at all.

The bouncer later asked if I had a good time. I tipped him a $20. Great place to pick out a hot latino for not much $. Puerto Penasco is a booming little mexican village right on the ocean with 5 strip clubs and alot of bars.

The only problem is that it is hard to relax because someone is trying to sell you every 5 minutes. The bouncers are really salesman and usually speak good english. The girls speak no english. So just say "mas tarde" for later or "todavia no" for not yet and they nod politely and go away for a few minutes.



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