Glamour Girls Cabaret

Glamour Girls Cabaret

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713-462-1700

14428 Hempstead Rd

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Dance price: 20
Drink price: 5
Daytime cover: 3
Nightime cover: 5
Hours: 11-2 M-S 6-2 Sun
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

WARNING: I might have gotten a liiiittle carried away with this one so if you want the TL;DR version, skip to the bottom of the ROS.


You know that ONE girl in high school that got passed around more than a donation basket at First Saint John Apostolic Assembly Full Gospel Missionary Baptist Bible Church? Yeah, her...we called her Hurricane Holly bc the only thing that got banged more than her was a screen door during a hurricane. Anyway, that's what GG is to me...Houston's dirty little (poorly kept) secret. To this day, I still wonder what Holly was like in the sack or if she was really just a nice girl with a friendly vagina, the kind of woman who would split the Planned Parenthood expenses 50/50.

Rather than risk having similar thoughts about GG ten years from now, I did what I should've done in high school and listened to my dick instead of my brain...and that's how I ended up at GG. I wasn't sure at first...I mean yeah, there was a platform and some metal poles but there was also a small group of anxious Mexicans* and one unusually clean bathroom...so it was either a strip club or one of those new ICE holding facilities. It soon became clear that I was NOT at an ICE facility bc if I was, I would've at least been approached and/or talked to. Nope...this was just a typical strip club with typical dayshift girls...they're like white people food - unseasoned but palatable enough to get you by.
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This club is a bit of a dive. It's in an industrial area with a bunch of warehouses and construction companies around it. It's in a run-down strip mall, but the inside is okay. It's quite large inside with a main area and one stage. There are 3 different VIP rooms that I didn't inquire about. The free dance area is off to the side. However, it's very wide open and brightly lit. They often bring in porn stars and this time they had one, Tia Cyrus, who was quite cute and put on a good show.

There were about 40 customers and about 15 dancers. I would say a third were quite of heavy set white girls and a third were Hispanic dancers, mostly from Cuba. The Hispanic dancers were the better looking ones but English was a challenge for most of them. I would say the white dancers ranged from 4 to 6, and the Latin ones from 4 to 7, with a couple of really cute ones that could be 8's.

The dances were nothing too exciting because of how public the dance areas are. Some of the girls pushed for the VIP rooms where they claim more can I happen, but I didn't try them.

Anyways, if you are looking for slim cute Latin girls, there's a few here, but Michaels is a much better hunting ground with higher overall quality and about 5 times more dancers to choose from. The only advantage here is that the VIP rooms are probably more private.



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FYI, this is a review based on a visit about two months ago.

I decided to try out Glamour Girls because I had never been to seen a feature dancer before, and Allison Moore was scheduled to appear. I am fully aware of the general sentiments to feature dancers on this website, and after my first experience, I tend to agree with them. It was just something I wanted to try out.

I arrived at around 8 PM on Friday. Although the club does not appear to be in a particularly sketchy area, I was surprised how deserted the surrounding area seemed to be and at first I thought I had made a wrong turn. When I pulled into the parking lot, the club is in a pretty ugly and run down building. For the first time ever, I was patted down entering a club and the inside looked like a dive bar. In addition to almost all of the dancers being Latina, virtually all of the clientele appeared to be working class Hispanics, so it was a bit of an odd environment.

I can't remember the drink prices exactly, but I remember that they were fairly average at around $7 for both you and the dancer, if that is your thing. Topless dances were $20 a piece with songs that were pretty long because the DJ kept mixing certain things to keep the song going, which was a first. I inquired about VIP but it was one of those ridiculous places where the room itself is like $300 and then you have to work things out with the girl.

This is not a place for stage da...



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Nice club in day or night. Big crowd at night, lots of customers and dancers, lots of action all around you. Light crowd but lots available gals in daytime. So pick your pleasure. I went in lunch time just to see what was going on. Only a few other customers and a half dozen dancers. Wide variety of gals, 70 lb spinners to 300 lb "BBW" so it is multi cultural, whatever you like it is probably here. Beer is cheap and extended happy hour keeps you happy. Metal detector at door works but after it beeped me I just grinned and said "It must not like my cellphone", Paid the cover and tipped the gal a dollar and kept walking, she just grinned and said it beeps at everyone. Very dark inside and I stood still for a bit waiting to see tables, chairs. There was a hot black gal on stage shaking her tits that looked delicious. Waitress found me and took my hand and led me to a table, sat me down and presented some great cleavage in my face as she took my order, but I still had my eyes stuck in her cleavage. Several gals came by, some asked if I wanted a dance and I said later, a few asked if I wanted company and I said that I just come here for the sound system. One laughed and sat down, saying that was why she was here too. I got her a drink, a beer, XX and same price as mine (Whoop!) and we chatted. Did a few dances and she explained the VIP room rates. This lady was about 30ish, natural C cup but great nipples. I got good mileage on the table dances, and she was h...



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Glamour Girls is a pretty large club with plenty of parking. Drink prices are pretty reasonable (frequently under $5), and the dancers are pretty friendly. Table dances are pretty much full contact, and the songs played by the DJ are fairly long. The dancers tend to be black or Hispanic, and are usually more curvy than petite. The table dance area is pretty wide open, but segregated from the main area slightly. This factored into a minor fiasco on one recent trip...

I got a pretty cute girl about 5'6 to give me a dance. She immediately moved into high mileage mode, giving me full access and playing up the GFE to the hilt. After two dances, she said "let's move to another seat away from the people near us, I want you to put a finger in". So we moved and got started again. After we got a little more warmed up, she wanted us to move to a corner where we could do something that seemed completely unlikely in the open area, even in a corner. The problem was her body wasn't matching what she was what she was saying - insertion isn't happening without a little lubrication. So after the second or third move and $120, I realized it was a tease and a con and sent her on her way.

I should say that this was atypical of this club, most of the girls will be clear about their limits and their desire to drag you to the champagne room where they will allegedly have their way with you.



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