Heavenly Bodies

Heavenly Bodies

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(847) 806-1000

1300 Elmhurst Rd

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Dance price: $10
Drink price: $1
Daytime cover: 5
Nightime cover: 10
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 4
Overall: 4

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I visit this club a few times per year, when in town for business. There are hotels across the street so, I can enjoy the inexpensive drinks and stagger back to my room. I find this a convenient club for that reason... No club is worth a DUI or accident... I can just walk over and back no problem...This visit was a few weeks ago and with the holidays and whatnot, I am finally getting a chance to review. So, the physical club is alright. There are a few stages, an upstairs VIP which I think is a rip off and a downstairs one where I tend to get more for the money. The dancers do a special which is like 5 lap dances for $50... Usually by the time I am partaking I have enjoyed some drinks.. Beer can be cheap--as low as $1.50..imports and mixed drinks cost more.. There is some weird, not of this earth pizza in the corner that is free... So, I popped in here on Thursday night and again on Saturday.. Thursday was dead... It could have been fun if there were some hotties that wanted to make some money grinding laps.. There were numerous skank trolls that continued to approach me.. Some of these women should have found another means of making a living years ago.. They try and make me feel akward that I do not want a dance...Who in their right mind would want a dance from them? There were 1-2 cute girls that were talking with some young guy customers... I'm always shocked that some dancer, who is there to make $ will carry on some half hour long conversation with a young gu...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an extended visit too, but I only danced with one girl as she got the job done. Well, as well as it can be done at HB.

The music was surprisingly enjoyable as it was all classic rock. I'm not a fan of dance music but the owner is, so I knew he wasn't there that day. There was the usual mix of girls; the range was from frumpy girl next door who REALLY should get a boob job to distract from their lack of physical tone, to some pretty hot properties. There's an Asian waitress who came in the evening and I've seen her before but I don't know her name. Despite the fact they usually don't do dances and are crap if they do, I'd give her a try if I'm not otherwise busy. As for the regular dancers, there were a few that were above average that I might have tried had I not had my regular girl hanging with me.

I like the free food, but last two times I ate there I was sick the next day, so I'm kind of leery about that now. But the cheap drinks and friendly wait staff more than make up for that.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I hadn't been to HB in some time, around 5 years or so. We arrived a little past midnight on a Saturday night. It wasn't very crowded. Me and two friends found a table pretty easily. Our waitress was very attractive, better than half of the dancers, but she was not very talkative at all. Her speed of service was good though and we tipped her well.

This club is bikini dances only on the main stage. It gives a good idea of who you might want to get a lap dance from. Lap dances are topless. The girl I singled out charged $15 for the dance. You do go to a separate room for the lap dance. The room is just lined up with chairs on both sides of the wall. Not very private at all.

The dance was good, she allowed a little touching, but claimed the bouncers watch closely and they'll get in trouble if too much touching is going on. This is either something new for HB or she just wasn't in to me because from what I remember they allowed a lot more touching in years past.

The good is not great but they do serve a good patty melt for what that's worth. All in all it was a good night hanging out with friends and being in the company of good looking girls. I just wish the waitress was a dancer.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I decided to visit in the evening; usually I'm a late afternoon patron. The overall quality of dancers is a little higher at night, and tonight was no exception. I have one regular girl and spent a fair amount of time with her, but it's fun to try out some new talent too. A dancer named Jade caught my eye. She was beautiful and quite friendly, but her dances were terrible. Too much air, and too limited contact. She's great eye candy but save your money with this one.

The wait staff is always friendly and generally more efficient than in the day, but I also like how they have more time to spend talking to customers during the day. At night they know they have to keep the drinks flowing. I liked how the music was soft enough that conversation was easy. Mike (owner) must not have been there because there was a lot of classic rock which generally fits the old white man crowd better than the more modern dance music that he insists on the DJ playing way, way too loud when he's in.

Overall a great night. I dropped about $200 which included drinks, cover and 3 sets of 5 dances upstairs. I just wish I didn't waste my money on Jade, but that's par for the course when you try out the too young and too pretty newbies.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Hey, was in Chi-town for work, got my work done and was looking to blow off some steam. Headed over on a Saturday night around 1 am. Parking is plentiful and free, none of that valet B.S. $20 cover, no drink minimum. Free food, had good size burgers and pizza. Drink prices were reasonable (I don't drink, $3 for a bottle of water).

Plenty of dancers wandering around. Haven't been to many strip clubs lately, but better than most as I recall. Three or four 8's or better, I'd say that I have relatively high standards for a girl that I want to pay money to. Then I was her and fell in stripper lust. Her name was Roxy (that's the name of the love of my life, so I was doomed). Stunning blond, superb a$$, slim, natural girl. A delight to talk to, respectful, polite, and kind. The kind of person that I would enjoy chatting with if I wasn't wasting her "working " time.

And darn it, the girl knows how to grind and take care of a man! Probably a good thing I live thousands of miles away on the left coast. If I recall correctly, they had a five song deal for $60, or a 1/2 hour for $200 in the champagne rooms. Hard to stop Roxy once she got going, for a Chinese guy that's tight with his dollar I sure enjoyed my time with Roxy. Go see her, while you're at it please tell her "Hi" from Ed. Now if I can only get back to Chi-town...



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