Illusions

Illusions

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417-725-0003

Highway 160 S AA Hwy

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Dance price: 25
Drink price: 3
Daytime cover: 8
Nightime cover: 8
Hours: 6pm-3am
Atmosphere: 2
Dancers: 3
Value: 2
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I went for the second time recently and there were some ups and downs. For the downs it was overcrowded and there was no where to sit. I had plenty to tip, but no one was moving from their seats and the small bachelor party towards the front were the only ones tipping. I like many others had to wait for about fifteen minutes towards the back for a chair to open up. Then once I was seated I did not have a good view because there was a rambunctious group up front too drunk too be in public (BYOB club if you pay a little extra for a cup at cover). I was surprised the bouncers did nothing to contain them because the dancers seemed to bothered by them too. In addition the smoke in the bar is a little heavy.

For the goods I thought the dancers were fine. There were plenty that I liked and there were plenty that I did not care for. But there were girls for guys of different tastes. Most of them could really dance and put on a show. It's a topless bar, but a couple of the girls went full nude whenever the bachelor party got into their routine and threw more singles on the stage. They also did a shower show with two girls washing each other for a couple songs. (There was a raffle where the prize was you can towel off the girls once they were done). It was also kind of funny during the shower show, there was an old guy pressed against the shower glass during the shower trying to fondle them through the glass. The MC yelled at him to step down but he never peeled a...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

My wife and I checked out Illusions at about 11 PM on a Friday night, and we stayed until about 1 AM. The outside of the building looked pretty good for a strip club. The parking lot was about halfway full. The cover charge is $10, but you can pay an additional $8 to get their 'bottomless cup'. The cup gets you free drinks, and also provides you a container that you can pour your own alcohol into, because the club itself is a juice bar. If you don't get the cup, your first drink is free, but then you need to buy a drink every half-hour. I got the cup, so I didn't catch what the drink prices were. The interior of the club was pretty nice, and the smoke level wasn't too bad either. The patrons seemed like a nice mixture of people. There were some couples, but the clientele was definitely male-dominated. The DJ seemed like he didn't mind being there, and the sound system was alright.

There were about 5-7 dancers working. They were all light-skinned and they pretty much all had attractive faces. As far body types go, there was a decent mixture of types. There was one skinny girl with A cups, 2 or 3 with large B or small C cups (all with implants), one girl with natural C's (but a couple extra pounds in the stomach), and finally a girl with fake DD's. Most of the girls were good on stage, but only one girl had any sort of skills on the pole (the dancer with the natural C's).

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Joined us on Jan 2017

what a joke. first of all I really appreciate the fact that they are a juice bar but they openly tell you that you can go out to your car and fill your cup with whatever booze you want to mix and bring it back in. You just don't get that sort of service where I am from. SEcond of all, however many points they scored with the booze factor, they immediately lost points when it comes to dancer quality, club quality and DJ quality. SEriously, LOUD all types of music from a sound system that buzzes non stop because either the speakers are blown or they are in need of serious re-wiring. At the risk of sounding like a douche, let's move on to the dancers. 5 girls at 10:00 on a tuesday or wednesday night with one of them glued to the hip of her regular. the other four, I don't think any man in their right mind would pay them to see them naked. In fact, I couldn't even make eye contact with them because they were so damn ugly. one of them come over to talk to me and admittedly she was probably a 6 on the 10 scale. if she had bigger tits, maybe a 7. sat down, asked me my name and immediately did not say another word to me, just sat there. meanwhile I am giggling ot myself because I really didn't want to talk to her or any of her friends anyway. I was too busy calculaating how long I could sit there and then leave without insulting the patrons or dancers. I wanted to get out of there that badly. needless to say don't waste your time. stick...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This is the only club in the Springfield area that I found that was open past 1am, and the only one that was topless instead of Pasties. MO laws require that any club that shows nudity cannot serve alcohol so this is a rough spot to be in. This club only serves water and soft drinks, but allows topless dancing and lap dances, and is a 'hands on club' the girls I got dances from encouraged me to touch them, a very big difference compared to any other club I've gone to. When I went it was pretty dead, there were about 7-10 guys there, and 6-7 girls working. Most of the girls were less than 25 years old, and very fit, with very pretty faces, and very friendly. One or two of the girls were more or less asleep, due to the lack of customers, but they still made their rotations on stage. The DJ played a nice mix of music ranging from rap all the way to metal, and I didn't hear the first country song (Yay!). I couldn't find any reference or anyone mention a VIP room, only topless lap dances in a separate area from the main floor, and bed dances in a not-so private room that the DJ could more or less just look into over a small barrier. Everyone in the place was extremely friendly, and right at the door the lady who took the cover charge told me I could go back to my car to 'fill my cup' since they couldn't serve anything inside the actual club. Cover charge was $8, and $13 more will get you unlimited refills of a medium sized plastic cup all n...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Illusions is no longer a nude club. It’s topless; the laws have changed. It is BYOB if you pay the $10 cover plus $8 for a cup and be a little discrete—you can go out to the car and fill your cup. I was there on a Thursday evening from 8pm to 10pm. There were only two girls working the stage for the first hour and then around 9pm another couple of girls arrived. Three of the four girls on that night were quite attractive, but the fourth was pretty chunky. I also got the feeling that there would be no possibility of contact anywhere in the club, so I just sat and talked for a couple of hours to a real cutie who got on the stage every other song. When she first sat down, I was immediately approached by the waitress to buy her a drink; I declined and gave the $5 to the girl instead—it was appreciated. The club is only average and they do allow smoking. The music is not too loud, so it’s pretty easy to engage in conversation—but who goes to strip clubs to talk! All-in-all it’s an okay place to bring your flask and enjoy the show. I don’t think you’re going to find much action in any Missouri club. In retrospect, I wish that I had spent my evening at a topless club closer to my hotel where smoking was not allowed. If there was a shower show, it happend after I left.



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