Jaguars Gold Club

Jaguars Gold Club

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956-428-3500

14286 US 83

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Dance price: 10-30
Drink price: 5.50
Daytime cover: 5
Nightime cover: 5-20
Hours: Sun-Wed 5pm-3am, Thurs-Sat. 5pm-4am
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I won’t say which one, only that it’s one of the smaller Texas branches of this chain establishment. It’s in the middle of nowhere, which is fine for everyone but the girls, who seem to be stuck there in a fashion reminiscent of the Island of Dr Moreau.
While waiting on line to pay the cover fee and enter the club, a wasted stripper stumbled out from the back and drunkenly told some people she would “get to take all their money” if their ID’s turned out to be fake. She was pretty cute compared to the options around her, but had trouble standing up straight.
The manager emerged from the back to examine the ID’s of some college kids. He was a tall, lanky teen wearing his dad’s suit. This would later make so much sense when we discovered that his father was, in fact, owner of the club and also walking around in an awkwardly oversized suit jacket.
Finally inside the club, a few sad men looked to the stage where girls were unenthusiastically shaking (see: twitching) their shit to music by Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails. One guy sat in the corner, giving a creepy massage to a stripper who sat on his lap with a giant frown. He was “that guy” of the night.
We got a lap dance from a cute thick one who’s favorite game seemed to be making people search for her incision scars. I actually couldn’t find them; her surgeon had done a good job. By this time the masseuse/rapist had made his way back to the lap dance room with his favorit...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This is still one the best looking clubs in the area. Since it's still fairly new, it could compete with any big city ritzy establishment. The last time I went during mid-week, it was rather slow for a while before gaining steam, but there were some nice ladies and it didn't feel lonesome like some others. It's still quiet during the early evening which some people, such as myself, enjoy from time to time. If you hang around it definitely gets to be more fun. Just be sure to bring your fav bottle since it is BYOB (but, believe me it's really no big deal). I drink specialty beers anyway, so I get to have exactly what I want all night instead of a Bud Light.

The ladies here are really cute and diverse and the scene changes throughout the week from mid-week to late night weekends it gets really fun, so go at different times when you can. I never get private dances (although tempting) so I can't speak to that. The stage show can be very entertaining and the girls seem really nice and dress pretty hot.

I stop by here for awhile every time I come to the area and like it more and more each time. I have a couple of favorites now, so I can't wait to see where it leads!



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I stopped in during a business trip couple of weeks back - the wait staff spoke english - some quite hot - the dancers spoke majority spanish - a couple of english speakers - were monopolized by the regulars.

They have 2 vip areas for dances - no one was getting dances out on the floor. The dances in vip were $20 per song- i went to the downstairs vip area for a dance and the upstairs one (which is open to the floor below) but was generally empty during my sessions.

A dude who seemed like a manager and a good looking blond chick in jeans and tee-shirt came up the stairs and went into a room for 15 mins on so - not sure if it was an office or an extras room.

Now for the girls - i had dances from 3 - one brunette, about 5'5" spoke ok english - was a bit reserved - lots of grinding - she placed my hands on her tits.

2nd girl - decent english - a bit more than whats your name, where are you from, but not much more - this one was upstairs, got to be as handsy as i liked, no FIV though... outside was ok, said her name was grenada.

3rd girl - probably pushing 40 - i didnt really want a dance from her - however i was about to head out and still had a few bucks burning a hole in my pocket - so i said what the heck - and the dj announced 2 for 1 - took her upstairs, she proceeded to put lubricant on my hands... as you can imagine - the hands got a work out on this one, even if she wasnt a knockou...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I was in the Valle for business and when Friday night came around I decided I had to visit Jaguars. I went to a local liquor store and stocked up with some Cerveza and Tequila for my visit, as Jaguars is a BYOB club.

When I arrived at the club about 9PM, the parking lot was already crowded, and I knew I would have "stiff" competition. From the outside, the club looks nice with lots of colorful neon lighting. Entering the club, the door fee was $20 and they put a wrist band on my arm. The hostess was a very pretty Latina, and I thought "this is going to be good."

The club has three (3) stages as I recall. The main stage is against the wall to your right as you enter the club. There are two (2) satellite stages on either side of the main stage located approximately in the middle of the floor tables.

I was approached by a couple of older, but pretty, dancers. Their English was good, but I just wasn't interested in them as I had just arrived, and I wanted to see what the club had to offer. This was a decision I would later regret, as they were among the top 10 percent there that night.

Girls were called to the stage by the DJ. Most of the girls had tattoos, and some had way too many. Too bad. I waited for about an hour as the girls rotated through the main stage. Jaguars is a nude club, and many of the girls stripped nude during their stage rotation, others kept on their thongs t...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

If you're going to Jaguars, I suppose you should have the right frame of mind. It's not the best and it's by far the worst. There's no booze but there's good looking girls ready to please. And by far, they are ready to do pretty much anything for a quick buck. I picked a thin mexican number. She wasn't super hot and she wasn't a dog either. Nice thin body, dark, small tits, dark hair. Friendly and spunky. I was a little turned off at first at how pushy she was, but the one super hot girl there was always busy, so whatever. I paid $20 bucks for a regular dance and she took me off to the side where it was away from view. Immediately she pulled out my dick and started giving me a hand job. That got me hard and it turned her on. She asked me to finger her a bit and I did. She was wet and she asked me if I wanted to fuck her. I was a little worried because we were still within view, but she said not to worry, she was just gonna get on top and pretend it was a regular dance. She slipped on a condom on me from her purse and she jumped on my cock till I came. I paid $80 for the four songs it took this whole exchange. It was not bad. Good times. It wasn't over. We exchanged numbers and she came over to my hotel and we fucked there all night. I gave her $100 bucks and she was happy with that. Pretty sweet deal, if you ask me. jaguars... good times.



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