Joy of Houston

Joy of Houston

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(713) 538-9200

11242 FM 529

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Atmosphere: 4
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Not sure if it was slow because of the day and time of visit or that things have just been slow here. I havent beem to Joy in a long time and I like to mix things up so I stopped in when on that side of town. First off the wait staff was as good and friendly as ever. You dont ever have to wait for service there. There we about 8 girls there but I think a few were leaving and a few were coming on so most were in the back most of the time I was there. I only saw 3 dancing. I think because they were either ending their shoft and ready to go or they were just coming on there was no urgency or hustle in them to get dances. I know Joy used to have a good lunch buffet and crowd so this used to be conmon for late afternoon visits. As far as quality the girls were all 6 to 8. No real show stoppers but all worth a dance. I know they used to ha e a VIP area but wasnt offered any info on it while there. I got a couple dances and the ladies were ok to just make that quick money on try out dances. They werent great dances so I didnt really push for more. I would have kept trying girls to find the one who had some enthusiasim but as I said there were only a few and I wasnt staying past rush hour. The dance area are still semi private. So you can get high mileage if the girl is up for it but the problem is every dishwasher and bartender in there will walk by about 10 times so privacy is rare. It looked like they had the same stage tipping rules of stay far away. Only a few...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I made my first visit to Joy about 4pm today. I decided to go because I heard that one of my ATFs that quit dancing about 5 years ago was working there. Unfortunately, that was not the case. But I did find a very nice club with a lot of potential.

Cover was $5 and a bottle beer was $4.75. There were running a free steak and potato special which looked good, but I was not hungry - at least not for beef :)

They were short on dancers, 7 in the 2 hours while I was there. Most had plenty of junk in the trunk - a bit much for my taste. Most were black or Hispanic. All were friendly and stopped by to say hello and introduced themselves. None were pushy at all. The stage would be empty for several songs in between dances, Maybe more than serveral if all of the dancers were seated with customers.

I got a set of 5 dances for two of the ladies, $20 each. The first was a slightly older, my preference, petite senora with natural B cups tits and wonderful long hard brown nipples. Yes, I am a nipple man! I loved every cock hardening minute of the dancers. The second set was from a mid 20s waif with barely an A cup but again wonderfully, long hard nipples!. I was in heaven!!

While this was my first stop at Joy, it won't be my last!!



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Ok this club is kind of on the outskirts of Houston and kind of round about to get to. When you get close luckily it is quite lit up and directions are posted everywhere. Parking lot is also well lit so thats a plus.

Walking inside I do have to say this is one of the nicer places I've seen. Decor is all around and plenty of places to sit and see girls. You'll notice some semi-private rooms to the right and normal seating and the bar to the left. Dances are done on a stage in the center which has a fair amount of seating around it. Beer was cheap which is good but the question is how are the women... Sadly I have to say this place doesnt do it for me. Girls are on average a 5 at best. Mostly thick AA girls with a 1 or 2 cuban and white girls thrown into the mix. After about 15 mins of sitting a tall AA girl came and sat with me for a bit. She made decent conversation and soon we were in one of those semi-private rooms. Upsell to VIP ofc came right away but then she told me how if I wanted extras here she would give me a ride for 2 bills. Sadly that isnt what I really wanted but now you know.

I'm sure if you could find the right girl you could definitely get what ya want here. Just remember that their isnt much variety here sadly. I rate a mediocre at best and I doubt I'll be back just because it is quite a ways from me, If you are in the area though might be ok for a stop in. Cheap beer and willing ladies.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Went in on a Monday night around 7pm. Don't go at this time, no dancers on stage and only a couple working. They do have a poker game on Mondays at 8pm. No buy in, and there is some cash prize. I did not play (should have), but there were 2 tables of guys playing. They seemed to be regulars and for the most part knew each other, but I felt I like could have played if I sat down. However, I don't go to clubs to play poker (well, maybe poke-her). Anyway, I digress.

The club has a main stage. There is a VIP room to the left in front of the bar. It is glassed in so I am not really sure what the advantage is of that room (I did not try it). The poker tables were set up to the right of the stage, and there is a buffet area just past that (no buffet on Monday night so I can't comment). The private dance area is farther to the right, small rooms with no doors that open to the main hall. I little privacy, but not much. I had a couple of dances, $20 each. Some touching was allowed but was encouraged to go VIP for a "good time that will leave you relieved". One dancer asked what I was looking for in a dance, again suggesting VIP. VIP was 125 + girls "fees". Like I said, I passed so I can't comment. The girls were better than average, mostly white, and wore the Houston SOB licenses on their arm. They were topless. Tipping on stage was weird. There was a taped line on the stage the girls could not cross. You we...



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The location is in an out of the way industrial area, and the parking lot is unappealing.
The building itself looks like a warehouse both inside and out.
Inside you will find a large main stage and a couple of side stages. Usually only the main stage is used for 2 songs apiece, but when it gets busy, the side stages can be used too.

The club is outside of city limits so a lot of the rules in the don't apply. That means you can smoke, and the girls can be topless and wear G-strings.

There are semi-private lap dance rooms in the back room, sort of like the St. James but not as private because the doors face out into the main room and not a side hallway. The rooms are also brightly lit.

For more privacy, you can buy entrance to the VIP section for $125 per night. This lets you stay in a special VIP section all night, and for one hour one can climb up a set of stairs and use a private room for dances.

There are a mixture of black, Hispanic and white girls here. Unfortunately there are attractive ones and most are plain or overweight. If you find one to your liking though good times can be had in the VIP room which is pretty private. Most girls will want about $300 an hour in the VIP room.



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