Kittens

03 9696 9666

68 Cecil Street

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Joined us on Jan 2017

In Melbourne on business and had some extra time. From what I could tell on TUSCL this was the best place to hit up. I arrived around 10pm just after opening and it was already very crowded with no place to sit. Paid $10-15 cover charge and got a beer for something like $8 so with tip around $10. This is a high energy place with lost of younger firm dancers. Majority were white with some Eastern Europeans mixed in with local talent and a few Asian and darker chicks mixed about. Almost a Vegas type atmosphere but on a much smaller scale.

There is a stage in front of you as you walk in with seats and standing areas around it. Lots of spinning lights and disco like display on the stage. The bar is on the back right side and was very crowded and difficult to get to. The crowd was a mixture of younger college frat type party crowd running in groups with professional guys finishing up work and getting a drink or two. Also some business guys entertaining clients.

It was hard to track down a girl to get dances as they were outnumbered at least 3 or 4:1 by customers. Lots of guys getting "private" dances with a steady stream heading back to the VIP. The gals do not waste much time and move on quickly if you are buying them drinks or dances. I finally tracked down a lighter skinned brunette and back we went to the VIP. It was $50 or $60 for three dances. I'm not sure you can get less than 3 dances. The VIP is not private. It...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

If you are in Melbourne & like interactive dances you have to go to Kittens... Kittens being in South Melbourne, it seems, has licence for touching allowed above the belt. So the club is famous for its VIP room rather for its pole dancing area...

The club opens every night at 8 PM and soon the VIP room (YES there's only one) gets crowded because of its relaxed policy but it comes with a disadvantage that its actively manned by a guy all the time. By actively I mean that in the 20 mins dance i went for, was told at least 3 times not to touch below the belt and not even legs... So if you are an ass guy u would have to compromise a bit & rather focus above the belt..

The club its seems if located far from downtown but is actually not and just minutes drive from the Melbourne Aquarium and by chance if you are around the Crown Casino you can also walk down to the club as it is about 10 minutes walk from there..

The club is not too big rather you can say it is small with one lounge with a pole dance area located at center and as i mentioned earlier action is in VIP room which is also small and have about 5-6 sofas.

Being small the club gives feeling of bit crowded and noisy especially on weekend nights but its worth if you don't like Air dances offered by clubs on other side of the river..

Met a beautiful German girl who was in Australia on a one year working visa and very cool & relax...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Got there just after midnight on a friday after drinks with coworkers. The place was packed! Cover charge was $15pp, which I guess is okay for a busy Friday night. This place is pretty big and has two storeys with different music. The music was great, and there were a lot of girls, both on stage and walking the floor to ask around for dances. The crowd was mostly professional guys in suits. There's several private areas for dances, but being quite busy on that night, people had to line up to get in. I guess it's not too bad as you get to enjoy the company of the dancer for a bit longer!

The girls were generally quite friendly, apart from a few who kept coming back to us even after we'd said no to dances. Most of the dancers were caucasian, with a few asian ones in the mix. They were generally fairly attractive, about a 7 out of 10 average. A mate and I got a dance with one petite blonde and another brunette with amazingly long legs. They swapped in the middle of the song so we got to experience both girls (they asked for extra for this, but ended up doing it even though we paid the standard fare). Both had natural breasts and happily guided our hands over their bodies. One even untucked my shirt from my pants and started kissing my stomach!

All in all it was a great night. The girls at Kittens are some of the most attractive in town, so you won't be disappointed!



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Went here on a Friday night around 9:00. Crowd really started to pick up after 11 and then on through about 2 am. Lots of women to choose from--something for everyone. Upstairs they had girl on girl shower and champagne show. Downstairs had multiple stages with dancers most of the night. Got dance sets from two different dancers. The first was Emma. Sweet, toned, enhanced blonde. Negotiated the standard 3 for $50. Says my hands are free to touch anywhere but between her waist and mid-thigh. Okay, fine with that. Then she adds, but please don't touch my nipples, they are very sensitive. So, I can touch your breasts but not your nipples. How fun was trying to negotiate that. Mileage was so-so. Toward the end of the night got several dance sets from a gal from England. Can't remember her name so we'll call her "Liverpool." Hers were much better right off the bat. Ended up getting two $50 sets with her and then a final $20 for the last few mins of the night. There were definitely moments of where she hit the right spots for sure. But, it also became clear that it wasn't likely going to be a night with a happy ending. Would I go back again, heck yeah. I don't think there is anything close between Sydney and Melbourne. On the other hand, I'd go in advising to be selective. Each dance area has vigilant bouncers and I saw them warn off some folks about inappropriate touching. I'd say near zero chance of extras, un...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This is without doubt my favourite club in Melbourne. I was there on business recently and dropped in after a poker session at Crown, about 10 min walk. As others have said, you can touch here above the waist and some will allow a little suckling as well. I have been asked for extra during a $50 lappie, $20 allowed me to kiss a gorgeous girls enhanced titties but others will allow as part of the private dance. The "above the waist" thing is policed by the obligatory 150kg islander doing security, but again if you get the right girl, a sneaky touch of the goods is possible, and if you are respectful and gentle there can be quite a bit of contact, YMMV. The girls here are mostly from solid 7's to 9's and some absolute stunners. I avoid the money hungry looking ones and look for the downright naughty girls. Have had some very interesting experiences over the years, the highlight being a couple of years ago when I met the bar manager, who late in the night liked to supplement her income giving lappies when she gets horny, wow, she would have taken it out and slipped it in if she thought she could have got wy with it! On another night the same week, an English backpacker type offered to come back to my hotel for the night after closing, no money mentioned but you can be sure she wanted to be rewarded. Had an early start so politely declined. All in all a better club than those in the CBD, King Street area as they are strictly hands off.



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