Long Branch Saloon

Long Branch Saloon

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318-574-6088

2646 E US-80

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Atmosphere: 1
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 2

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Joined us on Jan 2017

In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king!

It had been a couple of years since I had tried this club out, so I decided to check it out on a recent work trip in the area. After going, I remember why I took the break!

Seven dollar cover and four dollar domestic beer certainly isn't outrageous by SC standards, but the decor definitely left something to be desired. As you enter, there are two pool tables to the left and center, a straight 20 foot length bar straight ahead, some cramped tables and chairs and ratty barstools with high top tables down each side of a peninsula stage that has seen better days.

There were four dancers on shift: two white girls, one Latina and one African-American. All were fours and fives. Surprisingly, there were about 20 people there when I arrived, but all appeared to be locals and the dancers did not seem interested in trying out something new! I had no desire to hang around long enough for a private dance in their open air couch section over by the pool tables.

Bottom line: this is the only place within a 50 mile radius. If you absolutely have to see some semblance of the female form (and don't have time to at least drive to Jackson), go for it. Otherwise, consider yourself warned!



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Joined us on Jan 2017

TLDR; High mileage from Dazzle, good mileage from Chastity. Tip the bouncer and the DJ, and they will leave you alone.

So I had some time to kill after working in the area and drove around trying to find the club by its address. Big mistake. The address in google is way off so use these GPS coordinates: 32.3312, -90.9867 I got there before 7pm and none of the girls were in yet, so I went back into town to tank up my vehicle and grab a bite at Wendy's.

I returned and a couple girls has come in to work. First was Trixie, a brunette with several tattoos and small titty, not my type. I tipped her onstage because nobody else in the club was moving (maybe 3 patrons, and we topped out at less than 10 that night). She had me scoot back a bit from perv row and flipped over and grinded her crotch in my face upside down. Ok, its going to be a fun club.

There was a much heavier girl whose name I didn't bother committing to memory, and she worked the pole for a set.

Then came up Chastity, the bleach blonde tanned southern charmer, very friendly. Southern twang and all smiles. As others have mentioned, shes thick in the right places and nice natural c cups. Well I had to get some dances from her just because of her accent. We went to the "private room" which the door is left open and like others have said, the couches are NASTY. Anyways asked her about her personal hands policy and she said hands o...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I was in Louisiana for work and decided to check this place out. It was about an hour drive for me, so I found a hotel across the river at a Casino, then headed back to the club. It is basically a pole barn out in the middle of nowhere. They had it all decked out for Halloween, but I think a lot of the cobwebs were real. The dancers were nice, not too pushy, decent looking. No stunners, but a couple of them were good enough to spend a few bucks on.
Overall, the place left a lot to be desired, but being in the middle of nowhere with no competition they probably aren't too worried about shining it up.
Their dance prices are not set. You kind of have to negotiate terms with the girl before she brings you in back. I was able to get 3 for $45. She wanted $25 for one, so I thought this was a pretty good deal.
The girl was good looking, nice, a little chatty. I really don't need to hear about her picking up her kid from school... but, small talk is small talk I guess.
She took me to the back room and sat me on a couch that looked like it had seen 4 million dances before mine. I didn't really even want to sit in it. But, I didn't drive all this way to go to the hotel without getting a dance, so I sat.
When she got into the dance, it was pretty good. Lots of contact, good interaction. I half forgot what a hole this place was.
I don't think I will ever be returning there, but then again... there's n...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

After a long hiatus, I decided to give this one another shot on a recent trip to the area. I'm glad I did!

Nothing has really changed on the interior: still have two pool tables in the back, about a dozen bar stools at their main bar, with half a dozen tables in the main seating area around a satellite stage (that wasn't in use while I was there). VIP area is semi secluded in the back of the club with several old couches. Décor is in rough shape, but let's not kid ourselves, is that really why we go?

Seven or eight girls working when I got there around 10 PM. Most were already talking with patrons with the occasional walk by "would you like a dance?" Wide variety of girls there which I found surprising considering this club's location and it being a weeknight. It was one of the most diverse groups of dancers I've ever seen, probably catering to just about any patron's "type."

I hadn't been there but a few minutes and just got my drink when Lola sat down to chat with me. She's a very attractive Latina who was very outgoing and, as I found out later, gives one of the best LD's I've ever had.

Pretty standard pricing: $7 cover, $4 beer, $25 LD or two for $40.



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I hesitated to write this review as I didn't want to defame one of the few nightclubs in the area, but I felt I owed it to my fellow TUSCLers to fully disclose this "experience."

Anyway, here goes:

I walked in through the propped-open double doors where a 60ish sketchy biker took my $7 cover. The place was small with a bar on the opposite wall, pool table to the left and a small, blacklight-lit stage on the right. There were roughly 20 people in the place, mostly huddled around the bar. There were 4 girls working: 2 white, 1 latina, 1 black. I went to the bar, ordered a Coors Light ($4.50) and went to the stage. One of the white girls was into her second set (topless) so I went up to drop the obligatory stage tip. She seemed genuinely surprised to been shown some interest, so she really turned it on. Normally, this would be great, but, in this case, was horrible as I was nauseated by the odor when she pulled aside her thong to "show me the goods." I left the tip, then left the bar.

Having said all that, this is the only club anywhere in the area. I may give this place another shot, but I'll definitely avoid the dancer with the poor hygiene.



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