Men's Club of Houston

Men's Club of Houston

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713-629-7900

3303 Sage Rd

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Dance price: 20
Drink price: 6.50
Nightime cover: 8
Hours: Mon- Fri 11am until 2am,Sat and Sun 6pm -2am
Atmosphere: 4
Dancers: 4
Value: 3
Overall: 4

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Ok, I've been here at least half a dozen times, and it's always been a fun experience. Last night my wife and I went to The Men's Club Houston, and with less than half of a full house, we were immediately seated in the back where everyone is walking between you and the stage, at the time of our arrival, there were only 4 chairs in use near the stage, plenty of room. In our previous trips, there was a nice variety of ladies dancing, this trip that was not the case, every single girl that got on stage was thinner than I care to see, most were bored and just kinda swaying, not really trying, even with paying customers standing at the stage. There was one girl with a nice butt, and a wonderful personality, she was the only one my wife or I tipped the entire night, but I would like to get a hold of the hack dr that did her augmentation surgery. This is the first time I have ever gotten bored here, in fact, we got up and left around 12:15 am, and normally I don't leave until 30 min before the drunken exodus. I am a gentleman's club kind of guy, and normally spend big bucks (to me) but last night was the cheapest trip ever, I don't think I went through the first $20 in singles, and normally I can spend $100 or more an hour just dances. All in all very disappointing trip.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Visited on a Saturday night, no major events going on and was charged 15 cover. First time here, and first time back on the scene in at least two years, could be more, so maybe expectations are off.

From the size of the lot, I was really expecting a bigger place, although I'm sure there's stuff I didn't see. 3 bars, main stage and two auxiliaries in service, with about 20 ladies working. There's also a back porch cabana area with a small heart shaped pool that might be cool in the summer.

Sat down at a table in the equivalent of the second row, comfortable, good view. Waited for drink service. And waited. And waited. Dressed well, bathed, not being rowdy.....and there were a lot of cocktail waitresses. Not sure why I wasn't served. Went to he bar, $10.50 cocktail and lost my table. Eff me.

Now, granted I've been out of the game for awhile, but after about an hour I was expecting SOME hustle. Nope. So, let's talk about the stage. Small, one pole (largely unused, pole work is becoming a lost art apparently). Usually 3 songs, light touching available at the stage.

Having finished my first cocktail and STILL not waited on, I get up for a piss and a new drink. Bathroom clean, semi pushy troll present. Bar, back to table, gone again. Shit.

Wandering around looking like a poor lost soul, I finally get some hustle. Attractive ethnic spinner, I'...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

My boys and I want to celebrate our friends bachelor party here. Excellent fade location in the heart of the galleria. It's couple of block from the famous galleria mall. The building surrounded by a gate which insures privacy and safety. We arrived at the club around 10:30. Free parking or valet. Admission was $15 but we printed out 1/2 priced coupons off their website. A little slow to start but got. Use around midnight. Three stages, 2 on the main floor and 1 on the VIP area. All the girls rotate through the stages. We got the VIP bottle service for $125 + tax. Girls are mostly 8 9 and 10's. More fitness built then the other clubs. Long legs, athletic build. Most are pretty friendly and they don't harass you if you just want to sit back and watch. How much touching is dependent on the girl.$20 for 2. Dance; $60 for 3 dances is a good deal usually in a corner of the VIP.section. It's $300 for a hour session but no back VIP room. They do offer other VIP options but you need to buy $350 bottle service for the couches in the back. $500 bottle services for fine dining. I didn't notice anything shady in the club. We stayed till 2am when they stop serving alcohol. Others club goers come at this time because they serve morning breakfast. Overall a fun experince with some good looking girls. Looking forward to coming back in the future.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Was in Houston for a work trip and Men's Club of Houston was walking distance. Lots of cars in the valet lot. $15 cover and walked in to a ton of seats. I mean they must have over 75 chairs for the 3 different stages and they have 2 bars. Well equipped if it gets crowded. There was probably 30 guests and 15 girls working so a good ratio.

I must say this was the best looking group of girls I've seen at a club so far. I cant imagine how the weekends are when the prime talent is there. I am fiending to come back. As far as the girls, all 7-9s. There was not one ugly girl. All looked in shape and there is something for everyone. Lots of blondes, latinas, a couple persians, and some black girls. No asian girls this night. None are pushy and they do a great job of talking to you first versus just pushing the dances. Makes you feel comfortable and not hassled. I got 2 sets of dances with 2 different girls. Cant remember their names but one was a local mexican girl who was so seductive and I had to make all my efforts not to blow all my money. The other was a brunette american with one of the best natural asses I've seen. And she knew it. $20 a dance and your hands can wander everywhere except the kitty.

DJ was good and did not cut the songs off. So you really get your lapdance value in. Very very highly recommended club.

Only complaint is that some of the girls didn't really give their all during th...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I went on a Tuesday night at about 930pm. Parking was free in a large lot surrounded by a wall, felt kind of like a compound, but in a good way. There was valet available as well.

Cover was $15. There were waitresses waiting just inside the door to escort you to an open table. I didn't get too much chance to explore, but it looked like 1 main large room, but there was certainly a VIP section and perhaps another room off to the side, which was much more raucous than the main room. There was a main stage right in the middle and 1 side stage a bit oddly placed right in the walkway from the entrance area to the main room. The bar was towards the back of the room. The music seemed to be mainly classic rock, with some R&B mixed in. The secondary stage wasn't used too much, and the dancers didn't do much dancing on the main stage either. They mostly just stood next to the pole and wiggled a little bit for a song, then took off their top and wiggled some more. There also wasn't much service given for stage dances, they kind of just crawled over and immediately asked for money in their thong/garter, minimal boobs or ass in the face.

The women ranged about 7-9's. didn't see any 10's, but there weren't any uggos. Lots of super skinny eastern european chicks with fake boobs, maybe an asian and a black, not too many curvy girls either. A handful of girl next door types. A few with various degrees of...



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