PaperMoon

PaperMoon

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703-866-4160

6315 Amherst Ave.

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Prices and features

Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 4
Value: 1
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I (30F) went with my fiance (32M) for the first time to this club - but not our first time to a club by any means - and were disappointed most of the evening. The girls are very pretty - a little lacking in diversity (mostly caucasian) and only one girl who I would remotely consider your token pudgy-one. Even then, she was still around a six in thinness standards. The DJ is fairly good, no real misses other than this odd "pick-your-lady" thing the do about every hour to try to mix things up and get lap dances going - for that he plays "Girls, Girls, Girls" every. single. time. Trying to mix it up was really nice - because the regulars run this place. No joke, we were there for about 3 hours and were approached by only two girls even after I (reminder - lady and not bad looking myself) went up to the stages to tip and touch a bit. The pricing for the whole thing makes me poor just thinking about it. The cover is $10 or so a person (can't quite remember), the drinks were $8 per glass of wine (that's all we had), and the dances were insane. 2 minutes for a private lap dance was $60, 10 minutes was $150, 30 minutes was $250. BUT! Little known fact: when they do the annoy "pick-your-lady" thing, they run an immediate 2-for-1 on the table dances, which are only $20. That is literally the only thing you can call a good deal here. But that's if you can get a girl to notice you. Like I said, the regulars run this club, and being an unfami...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

It's been at least five years since I frequented the Moon, but it seemed like very little had changed. The physical appearance of the club described in the reviews below me is spot on. I went there last Friday afternoon and parked in the Taco Hell parking lot down the street. As someone else mentioned, they do have some "reserved" spots in case you're rolling in an exotic supercar of some kind.

The girl at the door asked me for a five to get in. I said "Really? At 3:00 in the afternoon you're going to charge a cover?" She seemed to waffle but held up her nerve and decided that I wasn't a regular and needed to pay the $5. So I did. And luckily I asked her where the restroom was because I didn't recall it being outside in the awkward place that it is. Then I made my way inside.

Domestic beers are $6. I only had two. I spent most of the time to talking with one fascinating girl, a tall spinner from Richmond--Ivy. Dark hair, trying to quit smoking (who's not?), early 30s. A 7, for sure. I told her I wasn't buying any dances but she said she just wanted someone to chill with me so I said "sure, pull up a chair". We talked for about half an hour. I asked her how friendly her dances were. She said she'd do everything she could to get me off, but no extras in the club.

So at that point the "two for one" table dance music came on. She sudden...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This was better than I expected for being in the poontang desert of Northern Virginia, but as others have said, not really a great value. I was in the Springfield area after a conference and was in a rare shirt, tie and suit pants mode. Stopped by after going for some good food at Hard Times Cafe nearby. The Paper Moon building has an empty space at the corner, but otherwise is not rundown, and is fairly close to other busy areas in what passes for "downtown" Springfield, not in an industrial park or anything. They reserve parking spaces in front of the entrance, God knows why.....until they saw my European car, waved me in and suggested I park it up front. I guess a certain foreign car in front makes the place look more upscale. But it was Thursday at 7:15 and they only asked $5 cover, which is tolerable. I've heard the cover at other times is ridiculous. They check your ID but no X-ray or scan. The club has a bar, two small stages and a lot of cushy tables crammed between the stages and along the window. The men's bathroom interestingly is off the entrance (you have to go back out the door) and has an attendant (what is this, Atlanta?). The dancer dressing / meeting area is behind the bar. Overall, very clean, a couple flat TV screens, definitely a little bit of investment made here.

A Stella was $7 (not cheap, but not nearly as expensive as that drink in SFO the other night). Nothing on tap, all bottled beers. A shot with...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

In town for work, staying in roslyn. didn't have time to trek up to baltimore, so springfield was it. closeby and looked to be a safe suburban area (i.e., well lit/new strip malls/stores/banks)

Won't elaborate further on prices, as giraffe did so a review or two ago.

Only 2 really interesting girls, maybe 12 total?

Curvaceous brunette with long hair- had the pornstar look- didn't get a chance since she was with an ATM the whole time I was there

Getting late, so I decided to make eye contact with Monica - an exotic looking AA spinner, perfect ass, natural tits. Chatted for a while, and she would carress my leg or neck while was sat at the bar. It was already 130am so I took a chance on a 20 min for $300 in the vip area (champagne room started at $500, more private but not as well lit & I love being to see everything. My eyes are going tho) great grind while she would kiss my neck. She unbuttoned my shirt and caressed my chest. Hands everywhere but I didn't attempt FIA or FIV as really there's no privacy and everyone waiting/paying/negotating at the counter fronting the VIP area can basically see what you're doing. Anyway monica did a great job moaning in my area and changing up positions while doing a great grind. LDK.

Wanted to track down that brunette but didn't get to go back the next night.

Pricey. Wish there were more hotties.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Paper moon has a lock on the local market. VA is not strip club friendly. You'd think there would be some leeway, at least in Northern VA, where you can just skip across the river into DC and get fully nude dancers. I mean, pasties and thongs are a big trade off just to get a close dance. And man, this place is a bad value for money. It's a $12 cover, even on week nights. The place was 75% empty on the night I popped in for an hour or so. Domestic beers are an astounding $8. "Lap" dances will run you $20 for 2 songs, and private rooms start at $60 for 2 songs. And while the women are generally 7s and 8s, it's just not worth $10 a minute to have pasties in your face. You may as well just watch the stage and tip singles. There isn't much action at the stage and the girls will give you plenty of attention for $5 stretched out over a song. The down side is, $5 on stage will have the girls pressuring you for lap dances or private dances, which might worth it at HALF the price. I mean, 2 songs is at MOST 6 or 7 minutes. You do the math. Sadly, you have to drive about 30 minutes to get better in MD or DC, so I guess some suckers are willing to play ball in the private area.



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