Pirates Cove

Pirates Cove

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503-287-0561

7427 Sandy Blvd

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Joined us on Jan 2017

The first time I was at Pirates Cove I noticed the smell as soon as I walked in. We were coming in fresh from another strip club and had to hit the bathroom straight away upon entering, so besides the smell, the first impression I got was the bathroom situation. The men's bathroom is small and awkward. To get to the women's, you actually have to pass through the dancers dressing room. I've heard a few accounts of things going missing from the dressing room, with suspicions that it was customers. That is beside the point.

As we pulled ourselves up to the bar, we watched point blank as the bartender grabbed a filthy wet rag and wiped down the sticky bar in front of us. Then using the same hand he just held this filthy rag with, he grabs two glasses by the rim to make our drink orders. He fills each one with ice, then uses again that same hand to lightly compact the ice into the glass. We just accepted it with a look at each other, paid for our drinks and took a seat near the stage.

I have a friend that dances at this club currently. I've gone in on an occasion or two to say hello to her. She loves dancing there. All the girls that dance there seem to like it there according to her. Until two years ago a dancer named Fabiana danced there. She is one of the most genuine and sweetest people I know. She went from there straight to night shifts at Lucky Devil. Anyone that knows Lucky Devil knows that that is where the best of the be...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This club is not one of the regular places I frequent but I had time to burn in the area and this seemed like the best place considering the other places in the vicinity. Parking is decent in the back for how small this club is, they also have parking in the front. The entrance is hidden behind a partition, but I'm thinking that because it is on such a busy street, it is a must.
So I walk in and there is a small stage right as you enter. Lottery games to the right and the bar and places to sit on the left. I don't remember the food or if there was food offered, but drinks seemed reasonable for a place like this.
This first dancer was kinda of a skinny suicide girl type with tats. The second was a more voluptuous type that used a chair as a prop on stage.
Now mind you neither dancer was anything of note. But what I got from them was a good attitude and friendly demeanor. I think it can be a real gamble in small places like that as you often get dancers that are unmotivated or shady. But you can also get dancers like there were on my visit that put good effort into their time on the rack and are not too pushy on the private dance. Speaking of which, I didn't get a chance to get a private dance or see the area and how it works.
Honestly if I am in the area I would stop by again, but I not going out of my way for this place even though I really liked the chill vibe there.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This is a small club with a neighborhood bar feel. When you enter the bar area is to the left up one step. There is a small rectangular stage on the entry level with about 12 seats around it. A couple of other tables on the stage level plus a couple of tables in the back and one couch for private dances.

On a recent Thursday night there were three girls dancing. They were all OK, but nothing outstanding. Each girl danced three songs, getting topless and then nude by the third song. There was no physical contact between the dancer and the patrons. Tips placed on the rail were acknowledged with a flash of tits or pussy, but just raked onto the dance floor to be collected at the end of the set. The girls were moderately friendly, but very limited interaction with customers.

No cover charge and domestic draft beer was $3.75. Private dances at the only apparent couch in the back were $20. The private dance offered reasonable contact from dancer to patron, but the no touching rule was watched pretty closely. Casual touches on the legs or arms were allowed, but my hand was gently pushed away if I moved to anywhere more interesting.

So overall it's a decent place to see naked women on stage, but no particularly interesting or exciting action going on. I'd check out other places in town before I'd head back here, though it seems like this is pretty much the standard for the Portland area.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I've been driving past this tiny place that's shaped like a whiskey jug for years. One Wednesday night around 9PM I decided to check it out. Inside there's a bar, a stage, a few chairs around the stage, and not much else. A one couch lap dance area is separated from the rest of the club by a gauze curtain.

I got the impression that everyone in the club knew everyone else. No one was particularly unfriendly, but the bartender and the dancers weren't particularly friendly either. There were three dancers on shift. There also were several girls hanging around the bar who might have been off duty dancers.

None of the dancers were particularly attractive, though none were particularly repulsive either. They were very much "average" Portland strippers. One of the girls had pretty good pole skills. I also noticed all three dancers payed lots of attention to the guys who looked like they might spend all of their free hours here.

I suspect that regulars at this club have a pretty good time hanging out, but I wouldn't want to invest the time or effort to become known as a regular here. The whole experience was kind of ... meh. I finished my whiskey and left.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Last time I was hear was about 18 months ago, and they had done little to improve the place, but now I would have to give this little club that could a MOST IMPROOVED star. From a great DJ "Donnie" who works the crowd but not in a too cheesy/creepy way, to a redone Lottery/Gaming Area, WAY better looking girls. 3 from 12 midnight to 2 am when I was there. 1 really rocked the pole with moves, and acrobatics and looked like a blonde movie star, another tall 5'11" super model sized dancer with little kid looks, and "Jordan" a smoldering hot bodied newby. Shes only been there 2 weeks, 36c,26,38 petite with smoking curves and smoky eyes (Best lap dance ever!), wow I am going back this week. If you go get a lap dance with her tell her "PappaSmurf" told you about her. There are no private room, or bed dances, but the new outside smoking area is a nice plus. The tip rail was clean, and sturdy no fear it will break, or is carrying some nasty stuff on it. The comraderie among the local regulars feels more like a neighborhood pub that a strip club, and yeah it is small, but the bartender was great never had to really wait in line for a drink, just make eye contact and he comes over to the other end and takes care of you. Best however I won $127 playing just $1 on the nickel slots that night so I walked out happy, and $20 richer than when I came. PS. The acrobatic blonde does a killer "Thriller" dance routine, and the DJ takes requests.



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