Playmates

Playmates

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305-446-8346

3875 Shipping Ave

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Dance price: 25
Drink price: 5
Nightime cover: 6
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

This place is in something that resembles a back alley in quasi-industrial surroundings. True to the nature of the Miami area, though, it is about a three minute walk from one of the more upscale malls in Florida, Merrill Village. And a few steps further from The Collection, where you can decide whether to pick up a Ferrari or a Porsche this time. It is close to Route One but use sat nav to get there with the least hassle; it is not obvious. Parking is an issue. I suggest using the valet, although they do sometimes have some serious attitude. I have heard, however, of cars parked off-site getting towed.
Inside the place is moderate to smaller in size. The decor is reasonably attractive, some of the couches are actually comfortable and the drinks service is tolerably attentive without being pushy. The furniture is getting a bit old but the place is well kept, unlike some of the other clubs down Route One to the south.
The dancers vary, as always, but in my opinion towards the upper end of the spectrum. Whenever I am here I see at least two or three very attractive dancers. Some of them seem to be there largely to chat with their dancer buddies, or sometimes regulars, while on or two are - as usual - pretty pushy. But I don't recall the last time I went there and failed to find a very enjoyable companion to spend some time with. Some dancers have limited English (which I find kind of sexy).
Other customers tend to be fairly regular guys:...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I have no idea how this club has 4 stars. I went there on a Saturday and heard good things about this club. I ended up going with my cousin and we had a free coupon for admission saved on our phones.

When we get there the bouncer instantly tells me I can't go inside with a hat (this should have been my cue to run) so I went back to the car and dropped my hat off.

When we got inside the lady told me that the coupon only works if it's printed out. ( sounds like a lame excuse.) that's when my cousin had to take out money from the ATM that charged a $9 dollar fee just to pay a $8 dollar entrance fee.

After all that we finally got inside and as expected the club was extremely packed and pretty small. Personally, I like small clubs so it didn't really bother me. The woman were pretty, that much I will say. Most of them Hispanic. However, there are no table dances, if you want a dance either tip the girl or go get a private dance for $25 bucks.

When my cousin and I found a table we just chilled for a little while and we're just looking at the different strippers to pick out the ones we wanted. That's when one of the female bartenders comes and asked us if we wanted something to drink. We said "no thank you" (really didn't feel like drinking alcohol) and that's when she was about to go, but stood her ground and said in a real rude way "sorry, but a table is minimum 2...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Finally got around to getting to Playmates. 8.00 admission, though there is a free admission coupon on their website. Pay parking, although there is plenty of street parking. Beer was 6.00. There is one stage in the center of the club, with all the chairs arranged in a wide U shape around it. Girls were doing two dances. A dancer explained that when they are busier, they'll do a three dance set with 2 on stage, and one off to the side. With only one stage it takes a long time for the girls to circle through, which is problematic here as they girls don't circle around the club too much. Most seem to be clinging to a customer or huddled together. I got in a little after 10:30, a slim AA soon latched on to me, not trying to hustle me for dances, just wanted a seat for a minute. She talked about the differences between the black clubs and the mainstream clubs, and some of the girl drama at this club a pretty interesting conversation. She said things picked up by 12, so I waited. The stage dances themselves are for the most part pretty uninspired, although some girls do put more into it, and you get some good floor & pole work. Others though, walk like zombies just doing a circle around the pole. Most variance I've seen as far as body types in a club here. You had slim, sloppy, fit, and even two certified thick ones (more on one of those later). Girls are mostly Cuban, with 3-4 AAs and maybe 2 white girls. There is a tip walk, which is practiced by most of the...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I read up on recent reviews in preparation for my trip to Miami. They indicated Playmates is a hit or miss type of place, but I think it's a hit based on my visit.

The club is in a very nice part of town, close to upscale hotels and offices. There is even a Ferrari dealership about a block away. The club is also pretty upscale and nice looking. I parked on the street and paid $3 for two hours of metered parking. Going in I noticed a sign at the door that said on site self parking was $3, so I should have done that and saved myself the short walk. The sign also said valet parking was $5, but I try to avoid valets if possible.

The cover charge was $8. The club looks very nice and upscale on the inside also. The bar is immediately to the left upon entry, the stage across the room to the right, private dance areas all the way in the back. There were probably 8 or 9 dancers sitting at the bar, and 8 or 9 heads swiveled my way when I entered. There were about another dozen sitting around at tables, a few with customers, most sitting with other girls. All of them looked pretty good, all 7s to 9s in my book, and they outnumbered the customers at least 3 to 1. I liked that ratio. Several looked like they were trying to eye fuck me as I made my way to an open seat at the bar, but I didn't try to engage with any as I wanted to just get a drink and survey the scene for a bit first.

As soon as I got my $5 beer at the bar, a slen...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Ive been going to miami strip clubs for a while and overall this isnt a bad club. Its in an industrial area about 2 blocks from a main road in coral gables. There is a $5cover after 7 or 8p. As soon as you walk in the tables are on the right and surround the stage, bar is on the left, plus a few elevated tables after the bar. I prefer the elevated seats as Im tall (6'3') and the table seats are extra low and cramped together which I dont like. The Dj plays a mix of trance, top40 and reggaeton. The drink prices are standard miami prices but they do have good prices during happy hour until 8p. The lap dance rooms are nice and private in a separate room. Some of girls are hot but it all depends on your taste. I prefer curvy girls with ass so there might be 2 or 3 of those girls, then a few skinny girls and others i dont like but its usually a decent lineup. Mostly latin girls w a sprinkle of white and black girls. About half dont speak english (which is a common theme in miami) so dont expect much conversation if u decline a dance offer. All girls come around for tips after the dance set (also common in miami) but theyre usually not too pushy here. Not my fav club but a good one to visit once in a while.



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