Pumps

718-599-2474

1089 Grand St

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Prices and features




Dance price: 20
Drink price: 7
Hours: M-F 3p-4a, Sa 4p-4a, Su closed
Atmosphere: 2
Dancers: 2
Value: 2
Overall: 2

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I've been here several times over the last few years and this place seems to be very hit or miss lately, but at least it's pretty cheap. Located in desolate part of Brooklyn, you're either in for a long walk or have to take a car.
Once you've arrived there's not much to it. It's pretty dimly lit, with diamond plate steel, and mirrors all around. The layout is pretty typical of a new york dive bar. Long and narrow, bar on the right, and a few high top tables to the left and maybe two more tables at the far end of the bar. Also, the girls dance behind the bar which makes it hard to just have a beer if you don't want to constantly be tipping (usually 2-3 girls at a time behind the bar). There's a very small room in the back left corner with kind of a U shaped bench for lap dances ($20), which can be kind of weird if someone else is in there already in there.

Almost everything about this place; bar service, quality and friendliness of the girls, and general vibe, is a roll of the dice. I've been here and had a great time with groups, a friend or two, and even solo. I've also been yelled at and practically chased out the door by a, uh, larger girl who thought we didn't tip well enough. Lesson learned I guess. If you're sitting at the bar, you better be ready to shell out some cash for almost every girl. I've also had a great time just hanging out with a girl and drinking a couple beers (I&apo...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

So I wanted to check this place out to see what the fuss was about so I came here on a Wednesday night because I was bored.

There was no cover and after the customary pat down and license scan, I sat at the bar. Bar is long with three poles. Neon and LED signs lit the top of the bar and one bartender was on shift.

Decor was cool. There were two dirt bikes on the ceiling wrapped in Christmas lights and your typical strip club signage all over the place.

Bourbon on the rocks was $8 which I thought was decently priced. The mimosa for the dancer I sat with was $20.

The girls were a mix of Hispanic and black. There were a couple of white dancers and apparently this club employs a lot of alternative models. The heavily tattooed and pierced variety.

It was early when I got here so it was fairly quiet. Only thing I wasn't crazy about was the very frequent dollar parade and the bartender wouldn't leave until you left a tip. She scolded a few patrons who didn't produce said tip right after she delivered their drinks. She even waited around after bringing you singles after you've asked for change to tip the dancers.

Off the beaten path. So unless I was in that vicinity I probably wouldn't go back.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Heard about this place for a while, sounded like a dumpy Brooklyn biker bar with some topless Suicide Girls behind the counter (which it is). A little out of the way for me, but my buddy swore it was worth it, and he was driving, so why not give it a shot?

Pumps is in an industrial, desolate part of Williamsburg. We got there between 9 and 10pm. You enter up a small flight of steps to the open bar where a bouncer scans your ID into some wall-mounted verification system. No idea if they save the scans, or who else can even see it, but it's on public display for a moment and I get why that makes some people uncomfortable. We didn't flinch too much and were in without hassle. We also didn't pay cover.

What you see is what you get. One big room, lit like a sports bar not a club. On the right is a long bar from front to back, behind it dancers grind to rock music on poles in front of mirrors. Floor space is open with a couple small tables and stools at the opposite wall. In the back is a small curtained area for lap dances. We sat at the bar, which in this place means forking over dollars on an extremely constant basis. Girls don't even dance half the time before they start hounding you. At first there were only 4 or 5 dancers, maybe 2 were attractive.

Eventually one of the cuter girls came out from behind the bar and sat with me. Slight accent, kind of shy and wearing a campy Bettie Page type outfit. She immedia...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I actually found this place on Yelp, and there were mixed reviews, with the bad ones complaining about girls asking for money for doing nothing... I was curious and went early on a Thursday.

There is no cover and I knew it was a bar set up. They have a full pat down and the door and they have computerized ID check. I wonder if they keep records of who's been to the bar.
I was the only client at about 9:00pm and there were about 4 girls on sight, three of them on stage behind the bar. The only stage is behind the bar, which sucks, because when tipping you are at literally arm's length of the girls and most will NOT let you touch them when getting the tip. That said, cheap beer (for a strip club; at a regular bar you'd payed that for draught beer, not for bottles), and hotter than expected girls. Apparently there were two sets of 5-6 girls who took shifts to be out of the dressing room.

I expected old hags based on the Yelp reviews but most girls were hot, with two being especially hot and friendly. One of the bartenders had a really nerdy face and a fantastic ass, which you can see on the mirror behind the bar and stage, and that combo is a huge turn on for me.
The girl who talked to me charged the usual $20 for a dance plus a $20 "tip" for letting touch her and "bribe" the bouncer. Good deal if she really let me touch her and show her boobs, but there was not much of that. Oh, yeah: When g...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

There are half naked women who look like they belong on the cover of tattoo biker ladies quarterly, and a bar, and three short poles, but no club to speak of. We came mid-week and there were a few other patrons there at around 9:30. More women than patrons, beers are cheap and there was no cover. After sitting down, be prepared to fork over dollars. We'd been here once before and this time the frequency of ladies stopping by for dollars was less pervasive than it had been. I'm not sure if that means they've tried to slow it down, or if it just happened to be those particular women. Later in the night a cute blonde definitely came by more frequently, so who knows. From the bar you'll see topless women doing workouts and practicing for circus routines. No really, actual workouts involving the poles, more than any particular type of dancing. The ladies don't pay much attention to you except to swing by, put their tits forward and get their dollar. Sometimes when they're done with their turn on the pole, they'll approach you and chat you up, but mostly afterwards they go sit on their phones.

If you like a girl and want a lap dance from her, ask when you're giving her the dollar. We asked a redhead and an eastern european woman for lap dances, which you get by buying $20 tokens from the bartender. The lapdances aren't what you're used to at a club, i.e. they are fully clothed. The eastern european lad...



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