Saturday Night Live

Saturday Night Live

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303-428-7042

7950 Federal Blvd

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Dance price: 20
Drink price: 3.5
Nightime cover: 3
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 2
Value: 2
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Where to start? Cover was $5. No biggie there. I asked for a whiskey ginger and the bartender gave me a whiskey with coke and sprite mixed together. Not cool. Place is overall pretty run down, but not too bad. 3 stages. There were 2 dancers at their respective stages just standing there talking to their regulars and on the third stage, a dancer was kind of just sitting there. She was cute, so I went over and put a dollar on the tip rail.

"Thanks hun."

"Is everything alright? You look bummed."

"I'm fine.... I just don't like being threatened."

What followed was a 5 minute verbal punishment about how earlier her and another stripper got into a fight over a regular. I REALLY didn't want to hear it. Like at all. Anyways, I figured I'd try my luck at a dance and said, "Would you feel better if I bought a dance?" She obliged and perked up a little bit. I thought I might've been able to get a little extra mileage out of gratitude. The lapdance "area" is pretty out in the open and it was a C+ dance. She sat on my lap, gave me another 2 minutes of verbal punishment and then gently grinded for the last half.

After that I hung out for about 30 minutes and left. All the dancers looked bored as fuck. I'm up there at the tip rail, trying to engage them and I got nothing. I guess you don't want to make money.

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Saturday Night Live is easy to find as it is right on Federal not far from the freeway and just south of 80th. Parking was decent but it was a Thursday when I checked the place out. The door staff was friendly and it cost me $4 to get in. The club layout itself is a bit strange, however, as you enter into a bar and the dance floors are on the other side of a wall. You *can* see through to the other side, if you would rather sit in the bar itself. The place is a bit run down but the staff and friendliness of the girls more than made up for it. Music was decent and not so loud that you couldn't hold a conversation. The one thing I didn't care for is that it sometimes took forever for a waitress to come by and on one occasion I ended up going to the bar rather than wait.

The girls were a toss up, in my opinion. There wasn't a dancer that I felt was horribly unattractive but there were definitely a few that weren't to my taste. On the other hand, there were a couple of real knockouts, even on a Thursday. They were all very friendly and I didn't feel they were pushy at all. Please believe me when I say it was nothing compared to some of the clubs I went to in California. The woman I talked to primarily was great to talk to, funny, and not pushy in the slightest. Dance costs were on par for what I have seen out of state but I can't comment much on the local dancer economy.

All in all, I had a great time, didn...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Club is located on a busy street' easy to find. Girls ask for drinks and money a lot.
Got off from work early decided to stop by since I only had one more night in town and so far only went to bars no strip clubs. This one was close to where I was staying. Girls were good looking however while sitting at the bar two girls walked over first thing they did is ask to buy them a drink. The first girl I replied what happen to asking if I want a dance. She walked off. The second one to ask, I said no and she sat down to talk. After awhile she went on stage then came back to sit by me. So then I did buy her a drink. Then got a dance from her which was good. It was time for her to go back on stage so I sat at the stage, I stayed by the stage after she left. The next one on the stage asked for money, I gave her $3 she dance around the stage more then stopped by me and asked for more, I replied what happen to the other guy at the stage why you didn't ask him. She called me an asshole.
The next girl got on stage apparently the other sitting at the stage had his money sitting on the stage the girl took it then he went into a outrage. I realize these girls look for money and don't want to provide any service.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

To keep the customers coming, the club offers special nights. Mondays are Military Night and anyone with a valid military ID receives free admission. On Tuesdays, the two-for-one lap dance is available from three in the afternoon until midnight. Thursday nights are for the locals as they get in free, otherwise they pay half price on the cover the rest of the week.

Prices for dances appear to be much cheaper than other clubs but many say the caliber of the dancing is very poor. In addition to the complaints about the dance moves, many previous patrons have indicated that the girls are too pushy and the customers feel like the place is more a “shakedown” than a strip club. For those not sure of the word shakedown, it is a slang term for extorting money. Apparently in the context of this strip club, most guys complained that when ordering VIP treatment and once alone with the girls, they were “harassed” for more money.

The club is very basic with free parking, no valet service, no bottle service, no reservations, a loose dress code (although they do not permit ripped jeans, hats, jerseys or sneakers), and private rooms. Everyone seems content with the music which is a combination of hip hop and alternative.

But it's following two features that keep me going back:
the hookah lounge, Wednesdays' amateur nights

In case you do not know what “hookah” is, it is a way of smoking tobacco. T...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I have been to this club a few times because I have mixed feelings about it.
The good part:
The management is friendly and I did not feel in any way imposed on.
The women were nice and I had some good conversations with a few, There were at least 2 dancing at any one time and a few either talking to regulars or to friends in the bar.
The bar is full service and the bar tenders are accomodating and very friendly.
The place itself is in a commercial part of N. Federal and while there are lots worse sections of this metro area, it is not the best. The facility is in fairly good shape and appears to be large enough for the crowd.

The bad:
The lap dance area is in the open with -0- privacy, I do not know if there is a special area as there was no mention of this and no obvious activity that would indicate that. A real downer.
I did get the impression that there were some dancers who would consider the offer of some sort of OTC but since I was not in the market for that I got no confirmation.
Dancers ranged from 4-6 with an occasional 8.

The absence of any sort of out-of-sight lap dance area is a reason for me to skip this place.



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