Spearmint Rhino

Spearmint Rhino

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805-568-1620

22 Montecito St

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Dance price: 20
Drink price: 4.50
Nightime cover: 15
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 4
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Came here a while back while traveling for work. Was right near a bunch of bars I'd been hopping around. Smaller than I'd expected from a Spearmint Rhino (I'd only been to the Minneapolis and Vegas locations) But big enough for the relatively small crowd. Girls were overall good looking, clean. The only really bad part of the night was some of the customers, a couple obnoxiously loud college bros, making it rain with their pathetic little stacks of ones, slapping girls on the ass and laughing. Disrespectful, always ruins things for me.

New for me was the fully nude lap dance, I'd never been to a club like that. Got this cute little hispanic gal for a few of those and she was really working it hard. Had enough beers to get talked into a VIP visit on the credit card, much to my regret. (I usually leave the CC in the hotel, but this wasn't a planned strip club visit) I mean, it was great. LDK, is that the term the cool kids use these days? She kept insisting on being squeezed hard enough to where I'd normally be worried, but hey, if that's what the lady likes.

But be aware that the hands-on experience varies a lot from girl to girl. A different (gorgeous redhead) lady wanted hands to stay on the hips. Fine by me, she was a great time.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

The SB Rhino is unusual for SCs. First off, it is small, although not as tiny as anticipated from earlier reviews. It's a couple living-sized rooms in the main area, with rooms sectioned off for semi-private LDs and private VIPs. It's also clean with nice bathrooms and no troll.

I arrived about 9pm, handed over $20 for my $6 entry fee to the well-dressed and polite door guy/bouncer/DJ, and he gave me all singles in change. Nice touch, anticipating my tipping needs.

They state up front this is a "no-alcohol, no-food" club - only $6 waters and soft-drinks. Not a problem for me, but don't come anticipating a wild night of drinking and partying. It's way more subdued.

The girls, however, are what set this place apart. Right off the bat, two damn-near 10s took the stage in succession and went fully nude. The first was Ariel - a 5'11' slender (6'3" in heels), naturally-breasted, and non-tattooed stunner. She was sweet, unpretentious, and her face and body flawless. The second was Chelsesa, who was almost as tall, smaller boned, with abs off which you could bounce a quarter.

I took both for "2-for-$40" nude LDs. There's no reason to pay the full LD prices ($20/topless, $40/nude) as they offer 2-for-1s constantly. But, the songs they target for the 2-for-1s (and even more-so for the 4-for-2s) are cut short. I clocked them at under 2 minutes. A better alternati...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min away. Exterior is a small building with free parking in the lot or on a quiet street. No need to pull the radio out, but I wouldn't leave the windows down either. I had printed the 'free admission' pass (good luck having the hotel desk not give you the stinkeye asking to print that), which was well worth the effort, so I was in for a $5 soda to get in...not too bad of an investment. No booze, which could be an issue, but I got semi sauced before going, so no biggie there either. Small stage in the front with 1 pole. Dollar tips at the stage get you some boobs in face and maybe some butt clapping close up, but not much else. About 10 girls on shift that I saw, most were 6-7 with a few 8's. about 3 were black, the rest were white except 1 latina with big enhanced boobs. Not a lot of plastic otherwise, or they were really well done jobs. I had 1 of the white girls come by 2 min after I sat down, introduced herself as 'mandy' or 'candy' or 'randy'...couldnt quite catch the first letter. She sat and chatted for 5 or 6 min before sprining the lapdance option on me, but I turned her down. I was gunning for the latina. Another girl came by 5 min later and chatted and I was getting my drink then and was asked if I wanted to get a drink for the lady. I asked what it was and how much...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

$20 cover, and then drink cost on top of that. Not outrageous, but for the size of the club, and the cool reception received, was not a good start. Had to wait at the door while the dj/doorman.manager got change for a $50 bill for my cover-really? Sat down, had to wait three songs before another guy came over to get my drink order, apparently no waitress available.

Watched a rotation of 4 dancers, all of whom were relatively attractive, but disappointing for California standards. All four did two songs apiece, then went over and sat by themselves (yes, in four different spots) and immediately got on their phones, undoubtedly texting how horrible a night they were having at work. A very attractive, college girl looking dancer came out, and immediately got my attention with a few tips at the stage. No extra special attention from her to me, other than taking the tips. Not a thank you, not a smile, barely slowed down on her way past.

The stage emptied, and I looked at an empty dark place for three songs. I had had about enough, and then the DJ announced a two for one dance special, which caused an immediate pissed off look from the five dancers as they paraded across the stage. Since there were a total of 6 customers in the club, I was wondering who was going to get left out. On guy got up and walked out, leaving each of us to pair up with one girl...and I got the college girl. Two songs, $50. Not a bad way to spend 8 minutes, but certai...



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After paying the 20$ cover you walk in a fairly small club. There's a DJ booth right in front of you and a bit to the right is the main stage. There's just one pole and when I was there it was pretty cramped stage.

There was a wide variety of dancers of a wide variety of sizes and shapes. You may not find the girl of your dreams there but you'll find something you'll like. Like most places the music is too loud and the lighting is terrible. But one thing really stood out. The dancers were very friendly! Many approached you and struck up some small talk, and were just friendly in general. Only one started with the, "So, do you want a dance?". Very refreshing.

They offered topless dances, nude dances and "VIP". The topless and nude dances were basically in back one of the downsides was the topless where in little cubicals where pretty much anyone could see. The nude dances were at least behind a curtain but the seating was a really long bench. That is you could see other guys getting their dances. Dance prices were okay but their 4 for 1 wasn't 4 songs but like for snippets of songs; probably best to wait for 2 for 1s



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