Suzy's Lounge

Suzy's Lounge

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215-822-8276

Rt 309 & County Line Rd

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Atmosphere: 2
Dancers: 3
Value: 4
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Been going to Suzy's here and there over the years the overall feel of the place just never seems to change. Recently you walk in to find the dancer on stage greets you with a "Did you see me dance" during her trip around the tiny bar, everyone including the girls ignore the pool table and adjacent tables by now on instinct, and jiggles herself a bit to let you know you just got on the toll road and there ain't no getting off till you leave. Mind you I've had a few girls play nice when you "I've just got here" or "I'm waiting on change" but like trained pros these girls are quick to point out if you stared at em during the dance or whip out their purses to exchange 20's and even a 50 once for all ones. They act hard up for money but the pole talent at Suzy's has never been amazing. A girl here or there seems to know what's she's doing bit talking to them reveals that's all they do when they get there is dance, not strip or socialize at all. But it isn't all money hungry poll sliders, Suzy's CAN be a fun place to relax and the girls have never been downright rude or disgusting. If anything actually ruffled my feathers it's the clear difference they treat those regulars and boyfriends that stay at the bar all night like free bouncers. These guys practically live here with the girls making it more than just a little hard to get their attention.

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Joined us on Jan 2017

A little on the sketchy side. This place has been here forever, and it's infamous around the area. I even remember my grade school teachers making jokes about Suzy's 15 years ago or so. It's not a gentleman's club, so much as a neighborhood dive bar where there are usually naked women. I say usually, because it seems like the dancers sometimes forget who's supposed to go on stage, or just decide no one wants to go on for a while. There's no DJ, as one girl is on stage, the next chooses her songs and adds them to the playlist on a computer they have set up. This tends to lead to problems when they forget to set anything up and it shuffles to something undanceable. Since there's no DJ, the music choices are all over the place, from normal strip club fare, to Ray Charles, to Pink Floyd. The whole place is pretty small, the stage is tiny, and half the bar can't get a good view of it. Beer prices are cheap, I think the lap dance was $15 or $20. The lap dance area is just a tiny little bench hidden behind a bead curtain.

The talent is all over the map as far as looks and dancing ability. Some of the dancers look to be close to 50. Some don't dance so much as sway drunkenly. On the other hand, the next dancer could easily end up being a gorgeous 20-something who knows how to work the pole. I've seen white, black and spanish girls here. The main standouts: Nyla, about an 8/10 black girl, maybe 30, very sweet and fr...



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Stopped on the other Tuesday afternoon. The place looked the same inside and out, though I thought I heard some discussion about a remodeling project. Walked down the length of the bar to the end away from the stage because the better seats at the stage end of the bar were taken. Didn't recognize the girl on stage. In fact didn't know any of the dancers. That is strange because there is usually some there I know from there or other places. I was actually hoping Maddie would be there, but that was not in the cards.

The beer was reasonably priced and good and cold. While I did not eat there on this visit, I have before and it is usually pretty good. There were 3 girls an and 6 customers, all of whom were clustered in the better seats near the front door. There are some tables and chairs right in front of the stage, but for some reason I never sit there. It could be because when guys do sit there they look kinda desperate.

Well since Maddie was not there, I had a second beer, tipped all 3 of the girls when they came around and headed on my way. Generally I always have a nice hour or so here, but I guess I set my self up for an average time by over thinking things about Maddie. Better luck next time at Suzy's I thought as I pulled out onto 309.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Gosh darn it, here's another pesky "advertisement ". I set foot in here after a year and a half to find everything was comfortably familiar.
As you walk in the entrance there is a rectangular elevated stage with two very slender poles. If you are a pole monkey you will be severely restricted. For a lazy animated corpse like me, poles are for balancing and window dressing.
After a 2 song set, the dancer collects her tips from the bar. I'm so used to "one and done" inside of the bar tip round at my usual spot. Customers here tip $1-$2. I didn't press for more. Although I was going around the outside of the bar, patrons were respectful. No freeloaders or gropey hands.
Dances are still $20, $10/10 split. House fee for this day was a reasonable $10. (After 8pm on Wed-Sat I believe)
After $100 in New Orleans I'm not going to bitch.
The dancers on tonight's shift were definitely on the younger side. I felt like an antiquated relic dancing to my Def Leppard next to 21 year olds. Definitely some cuties. An old friend, Nyla was working. If you like booty, she's your go to gal. Lucy (aka Lucyferr) is an old buddy from Doubles that I was happy to see. The rest were a mixed bag of new faces.
Heather and Jess were bartenders/management on staff.
If I had any criticisms, it is for the couch dance "confessional" We have had the wooden church pews since time immemori...



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Stopped in on October 1st about 1:30 pm. 4 dancers on and about 6 customers at the bar. Club layout is different than most as the stage is separated from the bar and on the front wall (room your left when coming in). When done their 2 song set, the girls come around the bar for tips, which located to the right when you come in. Food here is usually very good and drinks are reasonably priced. Now onto the girls.....

The 4 on shift were Maddy, Misty, Lacy and Lilly. All in the 7 to 8 range. Lilly is a slender 30ish girl with A cups and an otherwise nice body. Did not seem very talkative to me, but it was the first time I saw her. Misty is a cute and petite mid 20s dancer with pierced B cups and a nice little round bubble butt the I was continually trying to get a look at! Lacy is quite a stunner and in her early 20s. Sweet girl next store face on a slender frame with a cute little butt and D cup breasts. You will have a hard time battling in your own mind whether to stare into her enchanting eyes or at her hot breats.

Finally to Maddy. I have known her for some time now and I am always glad to see her. She has one fantastic body from her head to toes, but I usually end up staring at her perfect D cups topped of with eraser sized pink nipples or at one of the skimpiest g-string I have ever seen in a club or of course into her deep beautiful eyes. Got a great coupla lap dances with her, but since I am a gentleman I won't mention the details...



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