TD's Eubank

TD's Eubank

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505-291-8282

2120 Eubank NE Blvd

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Dance price: 20
Drink price: 5
Nightime cover: 5
Hours: Mon-Sat 11am-2am, Sun 12pm-12am
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I visited on a Monday after flying all day from the east coast, so exhaustion may have contributed to my negative outlook. I came in around 11 PM, parked on the side, entered and showed ID.

When you walk in, the bar is immediately to the left with seating in the far left corner, stage in far right. I only noticed one private dance area hidden behind the bar, and there were 3 or 4 stalls with curtains. I grabbed a beer and sat at a table a bit back from the bar. There were maybe 5 patrons total.

It looked like they only had 4-5 dancers, and none were knockouts. The cutest finally approached me and we chatted a bit, she was mid 20s, I think mixed white/black. We went for 2 dances ($40 total), then I came back out to check who else was available. No one impressed me much, so when my earlier friend stopped by again we went for a longer private dance. Eventually she was grinding and rubbing the front of my jeans/trying to reach in, good enough that I vented my frustration. She was farely careful though, sometimes peeking out the curtain. It can't be too uncommon though: When I left I saw a guy going into a stall with another dancer wearing basketball shorts, wiser man than I.

Ultimately a good time, but I'll check other ABQ clubs for better lookers.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Decided to come by after work and man was this place dead. There were maybe 6 or 7 dancers working. Most of them were occupied with other patrons. I was asked by a few girls for dances but none of them were really my type so I politely declined. Was drinking my until one dancer came and introduced her in probably the most rudest unenthusiastic way I've ever seen. She asks if she could sit down so I humored her and said yes. She says her name is Gia and states that it's her first night. She was very monotone and very rudely answered my questions with one word answers. She then very obnoxiously asks when I'm I going order her a drink. Now if she was more polite and more of an interesting girl to talk to I would have obliged her request. I refuse her request and she gets upset stating "You come to a strip club and don't even order a girl a drink?" At that point I'd had enough with her. I told her that I only buy girls that have manners drinks and respectful told her to leave my table. She give me a dirty look and left. A few minutes later I get a couple of dances from another in the VIP area. She had dark wavy hair and glasses and was super friendly. All in all, not a great night. Good mood was killed by terrible new girl. Before I left I overheard one of the managers complaining to one of other dancers that she was not working out. Maybe I'll give this play a try an other time on a different night but not any time soon.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

"Toys for Tatas" is an annual event held in December on a Friday morning, 6AM to 10 AM, by 94Rock. Of all the events in Albuquerque, this is one that is a must DO on your bucket list. It has been years since I attended. The last time I remember going was when TJ and Erica Viking were still at 94 Rock and each year since I found myself unable to attend due to work or family commitments. I knew this was coming for over a month, so I planned for time off, and looked forward to this event. I am glad I managed to get away for a few hours this year. Free cover for an unwrapped toy totaling ten dollars or more and Free breakfast burritos with 94 Rock broadcasting live. I arrived after 9 AM, Friday Morning, usual ID check at the door, wand at door and grabbed a beer, $4.75. Place was packed. Not a seat to be found. I walked around for about six minutes until I found an open seat. The reason was obvious, talent was 5s to 9s with dancers from sister club, TD's North also here. Higher quality then usually seen at TD's Eubank. After finding a seat I managed to sample a few table dances with no VIPS, but some honorable mentions were Sensation, cute brunette with B cups and a lovely behind, who left me wanting more and Marissa, a blonde who gave me some very steamy dances. Then I found myself a new favorite, I'll call her MINE, because I don't want to share her with anyone. She seduced me, made me fall in love with her, and captivated me with her outfit, he...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I had not been to TDs Eubank in a few months, since a local favorite of mine hung up her heels. But I found myself with nothing to do so headed to the club. And if that wasn't enough, I stopped by not only Wednesday evening, but again Thursday afternoon.

They are still scanning IDs here and cover was minimal, in the $3-$6 range. Waitresses were attentive but not hovering. The talent level was about as expected, not much over the top attractive, mostly just average looking girls making a living any way they can. I did find one girl working during both of my visits, a good looking Cuban who spoke poor English. I've never met a Cuban girl dancing in Albuquerque, but on Thursday afternoon there was two of them that I met. The second claimed to have been in the USA for 15 years and true or not, she spoke good English. And on Thursday afternoon there were at least two dancers who I thought were very good looking, but they stayed with their regulars the entire time I was there.

The dancers are still wearing pasties here and that just sucks. In fact the only reason I stopped by on Thursday afternoon was on the chance I might run into a couple dancers I haven't seen in a while - no luck on that attempt. Had some decent dances with some good grinding and attention but I did not make a VIP trip with any of the girls. I attempted to discern what kind of fun the Cuban girl would allow in VIP on Wednesday evening, but she and I couldn&apos...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

TD's on Eubank is in a pretty decent neighborhood. A taller building with plenty of free parking surrounds it. Security upon entering was friendly and the entry fee on this particular weeknight was $2; which was a surprise. It was pretty slow with only probably 5 or more dancers working. Beer was cheap, under $5. The layout of the club consisted of a rather larger stage on one side and two bar areas across from it with an upstairs level that I couldn't see. Behind what looked like the main bar was a dancing/vip area. The club was dark but lit enough to see where you are going and the stage had plenty of lighting. My initial reaction was kind of mediocre as the girls working seemed to not be of the best quality. That changed after about a half an hour when I blonde with a fit body walked up and introduced herself. She was quite intelligent and playful. After some chatting we had a pretty good dance in my chair on the club floor for $10 and we proceeded to move up to the 2nd floor where there were couches at $20 a piece which was very reasonable. No security, no entry fee, just walked up the stairs and there we were (there is another bar and seats on the 2nd floor btw). She was respectful of the fact that we walked during a song and started back up on the next one. Plenty of contact and she had a killer body which she knew how to use in a very sensual yet fun way. We probably did about 4 songs up there and I had a great time. She was a very fun dancer in not...



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