The All New Dancers Ranch

The All New Dancers Ranch

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319-826-6696

3000 6th St SW

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Daytime cover: $3
Nightime cover: $5
Hours: Mon-Sat: 3pm-2am
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 4
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Soo...as a frequent business traveler in the Central Midwest Cedar Rapids is one of my regular stops. On perhaps four different trips I have been to the Lumberyard and Woodys a but have been less than satisfied with my experience as being too much hustle and not enough of that certain personal experience I enjoy from a club. Maybe it's the vibe from the whole byob thing with those nude clubs or those open floor layouts. So, I hit up Dancers Ranch a four weeks ago to see if I could find my mojo here and I found it. This review is for the second time I stopped by which was last week.

Easy walk from my hotel at 7pm and there are quite a few others in close walking distance near 33rd Ave. It looks like a basic bar on the outside with a couple of benches for dancers and customers to smoke outside. Typically there are a few hanging out front. Walk in and $5 cover. Basic bar, Two stage layout with two poles per stage and at least one stage always occupied by a single dancer. Chairs are next to the stage and also some scattered basic tables and chairs. This club serves alcohol which means no exposed kitty on stage but the mixed drinks were very reasonable (like around $5 or $6). There is a backroom with counches and chairs for single dance and two private VIP rooms which are $100 for 15 minutes. Probably my favorite part of the club was no DJ, just a dance machine.

So I hung out at the bar and chatted it up with the bartender, the owner (Mark?...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

The club looks really small from the outside. I hesitated to even stop because there were a bunch of thug looking types hanging around in front, so I drove past, turned around, and pulled in anyway. It has a pretty small parking lot and I felt lucky to take the last spot. There may be more around back? I think I paid a small cover charge like $5 and went in, and I was surprised that it felt pretty big inside. The clientele inside was almost all 40 or 50 year old white guys. The bar has 12 or maybe 15 bar stools and is sort of in the corner of the place where you first walk in. The main stage is in the middle and of course has chairs all around it and little tables with chairs all around them. I think there was even a couple of Lazy Boy recliners on the far side! There is a lap dance room that is a bunch of padded booth type things and a sort of low massage table right in the middle if I remember right. There are a couple of champagne rooms, but I did not try them out yet. The bar tender was awesome and kept right on top of making sure my bottle never ran out.
There were probably 10 girls there when I arrived and the number grew as the evening wore on. There were probably 6 black girls, 5 MILFs one of which was a perfect 10, and a few younger white girls. Most of the girls were friendly and not too pushy, but they were all angling for the table dance room of course. I took a liking to a little black girl with an awesome little body and went back to the table dance ro...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Went back for a follow up visit and much better experience.

First girl that walked up to me was a white college looking chick trying to chat me up. She seemed new to the scene but tried to act like a veteran. She tried talking me into a cop saying she was great at them and always got great compliments. In my experience the opposite is true. I got the topless dance to try her out and found it average at best.

Was getting ready to leave when a slim black girl was shaking her ass on the stage. She saw me looking at her and came over to the bar after her dance. She leaned close and stuck her hand into my pants (they were warm ups) and while grabbing a handful said "only one reason guys like you wear pants like that to a place like this, want a dance"? She didn't fuck around! Straight and to the point. So I got the vip and tipped the bouncer $20 for privacy. We were in a fairly large room in the back that was well lit and had nice furniture. We got down to business and talked price and immediately got down and dirty.

A little pricey but well worth it, she was eager to please. Just make sure you know there are extras ahead of time. The college chick said hands anywhere buy she didn't want to see my dick. The black chick led by grabbing a handful (skin on skin, not over the clothes.

If I'm in the area I'll definitely hit it up again, as long as I have about $250 to blow.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I have been bouncing around to clubs and think I have found my favorite. This club is a full bar and topless dancing. It is small, but very clean. Not posh, but comfortable.

There was a decent selection of girls, but most are black. Some are hot and some are not. Something for everybody. There are two that I think are super cute. One is a very tall brunette. I can't take my eyes off her hips. She has got it going on. Even a bush in her sheer panties. The other is a blonde with a physique. She has abs, but boobs too. She gives a great VIP dance.

There is a long stage with two poles. Not comfortable, but nice. The girls really put on a show and dance their hearts out. Nobody really tips. Occasionally, but it is not like they are busy on the rail.

The VIP is decent. It is a side room with leather couches and chairs. There is a really crappy TV sometimes playing porn. It is $20 per song before 8 PM. $25 after with $5 going to the house. $20 was a lot of value. Dances are normally full touch. Depends on which dancer, they can get crazy.

The Champagne Room is more private. One on one with the dancer. 15 minutes costs $100. You have to pay $20 up front to the house. Just give it to the dancer.

Worth a trip.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

You can have a good time or you can have a really good time here. It just depends on the girl or girls you talk to.
I was there on a Tuesday night and walked right in. There wasn't anyone at the door taking cover. I slid up to the bar, ordered a beer, and sat down at one of the tables. Within two minutes of sitting down, I had a nice, not great, looking black girl sit down with me. She introduced herself and immediately went for my crotch, rubbing me through my pants.

"How much fun can you have tonight?" she asks, while giving my friend a good handshake.
"However much I want." I reply.
She tries to convince me to go to the champagne room, but I opt for the VIP instead.
The VIP has four nice sized chairs and two couches where the dances happen at $20 a song. In the one corner is an old projection TV displaying some low budget porn. It sets an interesting mood and hints at some of the possible fun ahead.
She directs me to the chair at the far end of the room, closest to the TV. I sit down and get comfortable while she starts to remove her clothes. When she has everything but her panties off, she sits on my legs. Her hand drops down to my crotch once again and pulls my zipper down. She reaches in and pulls my soldier through my now open fly. She slides down to her knees and gets eye to eye with my one-eyed monster. She looks up to ensure that I'm watching. She winks, licks her l...



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