The Gallery

The Gallery

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618-867-2216

16310 N Us Highway 51

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Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

In Carbondale once again on business and decided to check out the De Soto strip clubs. I arrived at The Gallery around 11pm on a Friday and could see it's steady slide into sub mediocrity has continued, there were about five dancers on shift (one was actually helping out behind the bar) and no one was dancing on stage, counting myself there were maybe 11 customers with most of the customers and dancers huddled around the bar area. The dancers (looks wise) ranged from OK to marginal and everyone seemed kinda board. This club is in need of a serious remodel, at one time years back this was the nicest looking club in the area (back when they had a better stocked bar and served food) now it's fully apparent that the club ownership just doesn't care, everything is dingy, dirty and kinda rundown. The girls of course are nothing special and at least on this night not very friendly but on the plus side the DJ was pretty good (a lot of 90's era Hip-Hop between sets) I stayed long enough to see a couple of the girls dance then I dipped out.

I would advise people in the area to just skip this club altogether, out of the three De Soto area strip clubs, Club Coyote (although not a great club by any stretch) is still the best bet, even JB's (which is definitely on it's last legs) can be kinda fun if you catch'em on the right night...at the moment there's really no good reason to even go to The Gallery.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

It had been a while since I had been in the Carbondale area so I decided to stop by The Gallery a club I use to go to a few years back just to see what was up.

It looks like The Gallery has fallen on hard times, the place is in serious need of remodeling and both the inside and the outside of the club looks rundown. The cover was $5 to get in the same as the other two strip clubs in Desoto. There were only a couple of dancers on shift the night that I visited, they were both average looking and not very friendly. Counting myself there were about 5 customers in the club mostly sitting by the bar looking kinda board. I used to go to The gallery back in the day when I used to live in Carbondale. I recall that they marketed themselves as the more upscale club out of the three strip clubs in Desoto, this obviously is no longer the case. I talked to the bartender a little bit and she gave me the impression that buisness had been hurting for a while now. The place was dead and every one looked a little board.

It looks like Club Coyote has replaced The Gallery as the best strip club in Desoto, The Coyote isnt that good but at least there is a little life to the place and sometimes you can get in with a free pass, the other club JB's Place is still pretty bad (it had already started going downhill before I left town).

Stopping at The Gallery was mostly a wast of time and I dont think I will be coming back anytime soon.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Visited on a Friday evening, 26 Dec. for the first time in years but did not stay more than around 30 minutes. Club had a $5 cover and was nicely furnished with a lot of tables around the two stages, which were both active. Had a bar in the far back corner and a waitress shuttling drinks. Didn’t get asked about a drink until I had been there for almost 30 minutes and already decided to leave, so I’m not sure if the drinks were reasonable or not. Club had 8 or 9 dancers working on this evening and were alternating sets between the two stages. Sets were two songs each with topless normally by the second song, but one dancer got topless early in the first song. Would rate the dancers between 5 and 8 and would have liked to sample laps from a couple, but the club was very warm and since I couldn’t get a drink, I decided to leave. Laps were given in the back corner in a walled off area and were fairly private. Did observe two WEB Cameras aimed at each stage with warning signs that you could be in a live Webcast (www.gallerylive.com) when near the stages. Would definitely return when the opportunity arises.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I tried to go in recently, but the club has been closed down. It wasn't much to go into anyways. It has been that way for a while. Several years ago it was great. The dancers are good looking, but were not very friendly to female customers. I felt very out of place when my girlfriends and I went in. We went for a good time, but did not get it. We were even tipping well, but I guess our money was not good enough. What a shame! However, when I went in with my boyfriend, the dancers had no problems with at least coming over to greet us.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This place is really chill. I had a pretty good looking blonde giving me a private dance, worth it. tipped her 10 even though she did not need it. it was quite well got my meat strong. Its non smoking on the inside but right outside its fine. The dancers get a few songs each as usual, but some of them have got good stripper moves and can comapre their style to those of them in top strip clubs like chicago. You pretty much get what you expect over here. Some of the dancers had good moves, but they can do better. Probably the second best club in desoto but it wasnt a bad experience. This place could use a good cleaning thats about it.



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