The Hardware Store

The Hardware Store

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920-696-3133

942 Main St

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Atmosphere: 2
Dancers: 3
Value: 4
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Finally got the opportunity to come out here. Well worth it.

Being my first review, I'll run through the basics. Walk in and its very much like a Wisconsin bar. Immediately to the right are gambling machines and then up and a little more to the right is a long straight bar. Across from the bar is this kinda ugly, cramped "stage."

As reported, the majority of the girls who dance seem to not get fully nude. Some brief flashes, yeah, but nothing like Club Bristol's pussy-in-face style.

What's not clear from the pictures or descriptions is that the "bar" is actually a strange kind of island--it seems like at some point they bought the building next door and knocked out the wall behind the bar. In that little room is another little stage, a pool table, and the infamous VIP "closets."

I kinda preferred the smaller stage for two reasons: One, the main stage is so close to the bar that it gets cramped. Furthermore, it seems like girls are required to dance on the smaller stage after doing the main stage. The smaller stage allows a more personal show and, on the night I was there, was way more comfortable. Easier to talk to the girls.

Beers were cheap enough--4.50/ea. for the two bottles I got. Didn't buy any dancers drinks.

The tip walk--eh, not a big deal, especially if you're not near the main stage and planting yourself. That being said,...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I ended up in a town about 15 minutes south of Clyman for work and decided to check this place out on a Thursday night. If not for GPS, I don't think I would have been able to find the town!! It was still light out when I arrived and when I walked in I was not charged a cover. There were three other guys there at about 6:30pm - all older white gentlemen - and there were 6 dancers there - all younger AA girls. All the girls were extremely friendly - and there were a range of sizes from petite to super thick!! The girls picked their own movie from a computer behind the bar - and took turns dancing - it didn't seem like they had an actual DJ. I got two dances one in the regular room and one in the private room (believe it was $150 for HH). The private room is very private and were weren't disturbed the whole time!! The only thing I would say is it was really bright in there (need to install a dimmer switch). I got 3 different numbers from the girls and ended up buying drinks and shots for four different ladies. I had a great time but only stayed about 2 hours - would be a fun place to come and get drunk but it is really far from home and would be an expensive can ride home. If you like mixed clubs that are not fancy but lots of fun you will love this place!!



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Joined us on Jan 2017

This was a weird visit to Hardware Store after having pretty good times here in the past. Pulled up to the bar on a Sunday after visiting a friend in the area and was greeted at the bar by a friendly and pretty dancer. She asked if I wanted a dance and I said maybe in a bit. She didn't push and stayed ad chatted which I liked so eventually I asked for the dance. Paid the bartender and we went back. Even though it was the middle of a song she started dancing a bit in front of me but I thought since we'd hung out for a while that she was just easing into it before the full song. One minute later when the song ended she touched my shoulder and asked if I wanted to tip her for the dance. I said that is it? and she she said she dances for the song we go back there to. I wasn't going to fight and cut my losses but I'd never had that before. Went out to the bar and another dancer asked if I wanted a dance. She was pretty so I said sure and we went back. She gave a pretty good dance so I bought a second one. Then as she tried to turn around she lost her footing, started to fall and ended up clocking me in the side of the head and my ear with her knee hard. She kind of said sorry but it hurt pretty bad even being bruised under my ear the next morning so I got up and left. Just a wierd stop to a place that is usually fun.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Was in here on a Tuesday night for a few hours. Got there around 10PM, looked around only a few other patrons at the bar and a few others playing pool. Decided to sit down and grab a drink and was immediately followed by a middle age blonde who sat next to me and bought her own drink. I wasn't interested in her since she was older and bigger than I'd like; after 15 mins of conversing she left. I saw 3 other black dancers that ranged from a 4-6 and wasn't really interested in them either, I was getting worried about not finding any dancers to spend money on and thought about leaving until I saw a young skinny brunette with glasses like a librarian dancer sitting at the end of the bar with another patron. She went up on stage and I told her we should do some LD's after her set. Paid the bartender for the single lapdance $20, decided to do a few more while in there. Ended up spending enough for a VIP in the LD room lol. One negative from the LD room is that it has a muggy kinda smelling type odor with chairs that prob. needs to be replaced. Brunette joined me at the bar for the rest of the night to sober up, real cool chick to talk with said she's been dancing there for a couple years. Anyone have her name?



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Hardware store is a typical Wisconsin small town bar the women just happen to be nude. Personally I prefer the dive feel when it comes to strip clubs, I dont like the fancy high priced clubs that are all about the money and plastic unemotional dancers. Hardware is small with a raised stage on one side of the room and a bar that runs the length on the oposite side with a pool/game room beyond that. Some of the women were 5's not bad but nothing frightening some were 7/8. There was a slightly older (early 30's) blonde that was very attractive but she kind of had a little attitude and would only talk to regulars so I never got her name. However there was one girl named Charlie, it was her first day of work and she was a little nervous but she was by far the best all around girl there. I would say very early 20's blond great body and very nice to talk to (which I value almost as much as looks). Did a private dance some nice grinding but not to much like I said she was nervous. I am not sure how long she will work there she just seemed a little to high class for the place but I would definitely go back just for her. One more thing this place does dollar walks by each dancer once they get off stage I really hate that. If I find you attractive and like your dancing I will go up to the stage and tip you please don't make me tip dancers I don't find appealing. All in all a nice relaxed atmoshphere with some nice looking girls it strikes me as a hit or mis...



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