Tootsie's Cabaret

Tootsie's Cabaret

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305-651-5822

150 NW 183rd St

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Atmosphere: 4
Dancers: 4
Value: 3
Overall: 4

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Joined us on Jan 2017

WOW! Where do I start? Tootsie's is indeed the TOP STRIP CLUB in ALL OF MIAMI....HANDS DOWN! I arrived to meet a few friends who are local to the Miami area and entered through the VIP entrance and walked right in and upstairs and selected my pre-reserved booth which was mid upper level overlooking the main dance stage and adjacent to the stage upstairs.

On this night there were A LOT of girls dancing as this was the week of Lil Wayne's (Hip Hop Artist) Birthday and he had his party down in Miami and A LOT of celebrities were in town and to my surprise Floyd "Money" Mayweather was also in the club on this night and although he was several booths/tables away from where I was the attention he received from the girls was UNREAL...but EXPECTED..

Ok back to the club, it is a very large club and has sooo many girls in there you can't keep up...majority of the dancers are of Latin decent whether they are Cuban, Puerto Rican, Dominican, etc...they are the MAJORITY for sure. You will notice some non Latin girls as well but 9 out of 10 of them are HOT HOT HOT! Several girls approached us as we of course Popped Bottles and for what anyone who knows anything about Tootsie's....if you buy bottles on the 2nd level then it is ASSUMED you have $$$ TO BLOW...lol

So one of the girls who was in our group was VERY INTERESTED in two of the girls who came to visit so off we went to one of the upstairs private lounge...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Tootsies: In a word leviathan. One can't grasp how absurdly large this place is.
Parking lot is huge and free.

I was talked into paying for the upstairs VIP, an extra $10 I believe, which turned out to be a waste of money.
I much preferred the downstairs atmosphere with the young, excited couples and horny guys to the bored looking jaded snoozers
occupying the upstairs.
There is one big stage with 3 dancers in varying stages of undress. Unfortunately, there is a walkway between the stage and
stage side chairs, so communication is difficult. The dancer then steps off the stage and walks slowly counter-clockwise to
get your tips. This seems an odd system. I much prefer the traditional stage.

The girls are generally attractive, almost exclusively Latin. There is a depressing sameness to the dancers, though,
in that butt augmentations rule the day. Very few dancers did not have them. IMO this is the invention of the devil. The asses don't
move right and certainly don't feel right.

Had dances from 4 girls: 1 was a disgrace, 1 consisted of a long sales pitch (ugh), 2 were good. However, of the latter,
1 hooked me on the number of dances. The dances were superior, so I didn't make an issue, but be warned. It probably is
best to number each dance. Yeah, it breaks the mood. The music tends to blur together, so one has to really...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

From the North East. Heard a lot about tootsie. Here is my take. weekday 1230hrs

Club size is jaw dropping. I went there early. With my experience its cheap during that time. Beer was super cheap as I went during happy hour. Ordered some food and was sipping beer.

1. A Cuban girl around 30s approached. Took her to a LD. Burned 25$ for nothing! focused on VIP eating my brain rather than the dance. At some point I felt like getting away from her. Very aggressive and pushy.

2. Another Cuban girl 23yo (she said that) approached. Time for second lap dance. Burned 25$ again. Same as 1 but with soft attitude.

Cursed my luck. But its tootsie! I saw new girl every half hour.

3. "Third times a charm" goes the saying - A young hottie approached. Took her to 25$ lap dance. sweet beautiful and no attitude. Kindly asked me for VIP. I was like hell yeah. She quoted 300$ for the VIP time and 75$ for the room. Settled at 200$ + 75$ room and had good private VIP time. by the way, 75$ vip room has curtains and you can hear sound from the other rooms. We laughed hearing sounds from our room. If money is not a concern, I recommend going to 100$ upstairs VIP room.

Came out and had couple of happy hour beers. Played some pool and left happy.

Summary:
Good looking club. OK food taste. Reasonable food - booze prices. Girls hit - fail ratio is 30 - 100. Expensive dance and VI...



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My buddy and I had an hour or so before the start of the Orange Bowl so we went to Tootsie's for a drink and a look. I'd been there several years ago and couldn't remember why I hadn't been back. After an hour at the club, I remembered why. But first the good news. The club is easy to find and has lots of parking. Admission was free in the afternoon. Tootsie's is enormous - probably the largest club I've ever been in. The main room has a large stage with dancers changing every two or three songs, fully nude and then circulating along the rail in front of the stage for tips during the first song of the next dancer, But after that - nothing. We tipped the dancers and were seated near the stage but in over an hour at the club, not one dancer asked us if we wanted a lap dance. None of the dancers circulated the room after they were on stage, They seemed to disappear or sit with other dancers at tables on the far side of the club. And then I remembered the same thing happened to me when I went there a few years ago. My buddy, who lives near Tampa, and has been to many clubs, was astonished. We didn't have time to hunt down a dancer and ask what was up - so we just headed to the game.
So - in conclusion, I recommend Tootsie's for various reasons - beautiful dancers, 1/2 price beers at happy hour, easy parking, etc. But I don't know why the dancers didn't approach us. We may be 60+ but we're not dead, I believe...



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Another great visit at Tootsies.

It's like one stop shopping at the mall.

I arrived around 3pm i only had 20.00 in cash on me, 4 five dollar bills.

I sat as close to my usual spot as possible, almost dead center about 20 feet back from the tip rail. I couldn't get dead center because so old dried up P/L was sitting in my spot. Could it have been Papi Chulo? lol.

Anyways i bought a beer, gave the waitress a 2.00 dollar tip. I tipped 7 dancers 1.00 dollar each and i got two of them to bend over a little more than their norm for an awesome view of both their pussy & anus.

I stayed at Tootsies sipping on my one beer until 6:30pm, when i walked out it was dark and i still had 4.00 dollars in my pocket. Beat that Disney World, I dare you.

I went to Fuddruckers and got a burger, fries and coke and spent more money there than i did at Tootsies. From there i went to the nearest Bank of America and withdrew 300.00,. Fifteen 20.00 dollar bills.

I met with my long time black OTC and pretended i was Donald J. Trump for the evening. My OTC showed me just how "Great America is Again", no rush, she took her time and made damn sure i was an extremely happy man.

Thank you Tootsies, Thank you Miami and Thank God for Donald J. Trump.



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