Traffic Light

Traffic Light

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586-468-8900

24500 Henry B Joy Blvd

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Dance price: 15
Drink price: 5.50
Daytime cover: 3
Nightime cover: 5
Hours: 12pm till 1 am
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Stopped by on a Saturday evening around 5:00 and was surprised by the what I saw inside. Not that it was a bad club, it wasn't, didn't reek of smoke, decent lighting, and the music wasn't at an ear shattering volume, but what struck me as odd was the lack of a VIP room, the fact that there were 5 girls on duty and there were 4 guys in the club, and the place looked empty. I also noticed that there wasn't a DJ, there was a computer system where the girls went and picked their own songs for when they were on stage. Each girl went up for two songs, and the nice thing was they were two full songs. No three minute cut off, the whole song played.

I ordered a coke ($5) and sat at a table to watch the Michigan game for a bit, and enjoy the girls as they headed up on stage. Hard to get the girls names when there is no DJ to announce who is coming on next, and only one girl stopped by in my 30 minutes in the place. We talked about the lack of VIP and while she talked about how nobody paid attention, she did say that there weren't really any extras available like you'll find in a Detroit club.

Bonus was the waitress/bartender came by and gave me a refill on my coke. I thought I'd have to tell her no I didn't want it, but she didn't charge me for the refill, which was a nice surprise.

Overall the place might be better on another day, but I would think that a Saturday evening when the weather...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Man this place could be a great spot !
In fact it once was a great spot with a lot of industry and Selfridge ANG base right up the road,this place used to pack em in for lunch and had about 6 - 10 hot girls on days and a few more on nights.
Then things got kind of slow in the area and business dropped off and the club has gotten a little run down ( being nice )
Most days there are only 2-4 girls until it starts to pick up around 6 -7.Some days a few night girls will come in early but generally your best bet is after 7pm.
Overall they have probably 30 girls on staff,on any given Friday or Saturday night maybe as many as 20 +.
The girls range from...( shouldn't be on stage )....to ....( WTF is she doing HERE ? ) LMMFAO ! quite the variety and to each his own I guess !
They have one dancer that is well past her prime and usually drunk, ( no names ) she is pretty much works days but sometimes stumbles around into the early evening.
They have a few hot younger girls and a handful that have been around the block but have aged well.
The food is good during the day but they quit serving off the menu about 3pm.After that they pass around free pizza slices about once an hour,occasionally they will do sliders or something like that but usually pizza and its pretty good.
The place needs a makeover fairly bad.
Most of the wrap around couches are so worn that they use black duct tape to patch it.One or two good la...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

FYI: this review is from a visit 2 years ago but I’m just getting around to posting it now.

After spending the late afternoon at the Criket and the evening with family I hadn’t seen in some time, I’d headed back to my hotel. Should I sleep? Hell no! Clubs to go to and nakedness to see.
Since I was staying northeast of the city I thought I would try the short jaunt up I94 to the Traffic Light. Why? Why not patronize one of the clubs that the experts on the D say are must-trys? Well I like to check out the out of the way spots that are most likely less expensive and the reviews sounded intriguing. I’m not an extras guy anyways so why not have as much fun as allowed in a unique place.
The Traffic Light is definitely unique. It’s in an old garage & that’s the theme. Tons of Auto memorabilia on the walls and a very strange layout. Arrived around 11:30 and the joint was hoppin’. Barely anywhere to sit so grabbed a seat at the small bar and scoped out the place while I had my first beer. The first thing I noticed was the banquette down the right hand side of the place was where the lappers were happening. No privacy whatsoever just dancers grinding on PL’s right in the open. Of course because of this the mileage seemed to be pretty limited. There was somewhere in the neighborhood of 16 to 20 girls working and I’d put them all in the 5 to 7 range. Clientele was a bit rough, but not too bad and there were a fair number of women mixed in with groups of...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I visited the Traffic Light recently, for the first time in nearly 25 years. This club has been around a long time. I used to go there regularly when I was in my early to mid-20s. Due to a recent change in life events I decided to start checking out gentleman's clubs again and the Traffic Light is close to home and a relatively safe and secluded location. It hasn't changed much in appearance, the exterior and the interior.
I arrived after 8 p.m., so there was a $5 cover, which isn't bad. The place is dimly lit, which appeals to me. I sat at the bar. Bottled beer is $6. They weren't serving food at the time but a girl came by a couple of times offering free snacks (small slices of pizza and something else, which I can't recall). There is a main stage in the corner with a pole and a smaller, secondary stage. Dancers not on one of the two stages work the crowd, seeking private dances. I don't have much recent experience in these types of clubs but I'd rate the dancers as average to slightly above average in looks. Several were black. Some had large breasts, some with small breasts. They were aggressive in pursuing private dances. After turning down three or four and having about three beers I accepted an invitation from a young white gal with real small breasts.
What's unusual is the private dances take place in a secluded corner, but it's out in the open.You could have other guys sitting basically right next to you get...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I've been here more than 100 times. Decent place, decent girls, I'm always coming back. This review is not so much about the club, but about my experience with a dancer there. So after a couple times getting dances from the same girl, she starts telling me she'd like to hang out sometime. I didn't take her serious so I ignored the 1st couple requests. Then she asks me to go to a concert with her and she'll get the tickets. I agree. Called her day before, no answer and of course no show for concert. Saw her a month later and we made plans for a movie the next day(she asked me to go). Same deal, no call, no show. This is all typical stripper behavior, so whatever. I now decide to make the plans myself and ask her to a dinner which she agreed. She showed up but asked if I could help her out with $150 for her bills. So the dinner cost me $50 + $150. She thanked me and a few nights later asked me to a movie and she would treat. After I agreed, she said can you give me $200 since I was supposed to go to work that night? Stupid me, but it only cost $200 since she paid for movie and popcorn. I told her I'd help her this time but I'm not going to be her ATM machine. A couple days later, I get a text saying we should go to dinner this week. I told her that sounded good. The next day I contact her saying how about tonight? She says, I really need to work, but I'll go if you give me $200. I'm not falling for this a 3rd time. I say I enjoy han...



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