Treasures

Treasures

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713-629-6200

5647 Westheimer Rd

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Dance price: 20
Drink price: 10.50
Daytime cover: 5
Nightime cover: 15
Hours: Sun-Wed 11 AM to 2 AMThur-Sat 11 AM to 4 AM
Atmosphere: 4
Dancers: 3
Value: 3
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

I was in Houston a few days to catch up with some family and friends and while there visit some of my favorite clubs in Houston. This was a Wednesday night at about 11PM. As I got to the club I entered the parking lot from the rear and noticed there was not as many cars as I was accustomed to seeing when I would visit. Most times the lot is so full I can't find a spot. Anyway I paid the the $15 admission and upon my entrance I quickly noticed a number of the dancers and waitresses standing around the bar or sitting at some of the tables. Yes this was a dead night in the club for them and I could feel all eyes on me and them wondering who would be the first to prey on me. I walked right by them and headed to the rear bar. There were a few guys sitting near the stage and several more at the bar. Nobody was on the rear stage dancing nor could I see anyone back in the area where they do the topless lap dances.

I ordered a mixed drink for $8.25 and a couple ladies soon approached me. The first was a friendly Latin girl who had an unattractive boob job that was a turn off to me. After talking a bit with her a couple more brunettesl came by. They were just okay. The hotter ones on this night seemed to elsewhere in the club looking uninterested. I was content to just be at the bar and conversate with whoever would come by. I got some $25 lap dances from a couple girls who were really nice to talk with. They were about 5-6 rating but they gave some good dances. La...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I had been out of town for a few years, and wanted to hit Treasures when I had a moment. I sort of wish I hadn't. They appear to have replaced some of the furniture, which it good given how ratty it was, but the women are not what they once were. Several friends said that things had gotten much better, but I am reminded of how the stewardesses in American commercial aviation haven't gotten less pleasant-looking since the 80s -- they are the same stewardesses! Well,Treasures isn't someplace where strippers go to die, but the age range was definitely somewhere close to 40 that afternoon. A hard 40.

Worth a visit? Well, sort of, but not like it was. The afternoon hustle has never been that bad, but it was there, and after shooing off six dancers and getting a beer, I was left completely alone for 45 minutes. It was almost like I was up at St. James! When I got up to get a dancer for dances, I went through three before I get to one who didn't seem like she was sucking all of the happiness out of the room. Discussing this with the fourth got a 30 minute discussion of dancer economics, but at least she was pleasant to talk to. And she didn't get upset when I unzipped after the fourth dance. Long story short, management is paying attention, attendance is down, and competition is up. That would explain the long faces.

Still lots of big blondes. I wish that it was less shabby.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

The ladies here are typically extremely hot, extremely friendly, and extremely business-minded. I visited here on a Saturday night recently, and was met just inside the door by a stunning petite blonde (I'm not sure if it's okay to use dancers' names, so I'll call her 'S'). When I stunning, I mean melt-your-face jaw-dropping beautiful. Perfect face, flawless skin, long blonde hair in a feathered Farrah Fawcett 'do. But she wasn't at all aloof, as you might expect. She was friendly, engaging, chatty, and very hands-on immediately -- rubbing my chest and arms while we talked. Here is where I think inexperienced patrons might get run over -- she made artful small talk (lots of practice, of course) and moved seamlessly in to money talks. Laid out her rates for dances on the ground floor and prices for going to the VIP. She was very persuasive, had a ready answer for all of my objections to spending every dollar I had, and were it not for the fact that I typically operate on a self-imposed cash-only limit (so I don't spend myself into bankruptcy) I would have emptied my back account for her. She was good, in all regards, and I got my money's worth. But, newbies, be on guard when you go here. These ladies are beautiful and aggressive at the same time. Cash only, set yourself a limit. Be wise. Peace, y'all.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

I was in this area once again and decided to give this club another try, it had been over a year since my last visit and I wanted to see if anything has changed. I quickly found that it was pretty similar to my last visit. The girls can be really pushy about getting dances. I hadn't even started my first beer when a dark haired dancer joined me at my table without even asking. She introduced herself with the infamous handshake and quickly asked if I wanted dances. I told her that I was still waiting on my first beer and that is like to get settled in and look around for awhile. She didn't accept that and continued to shake my hand and try to convince me to go in the back with her. She made all sorts of claims as to the fun we would have, I was not interested in her or her proposals and tried again to politely ask her to move on. She didn't. She continued with her attempts and then asked me for a tip when she did finally get up to walk away. I declined and that irritated her. After she left my table I decided to move on and left the club. I doubt I'll be back anytime soon. If you're looking for a place to walk in at lunch time, get fondled quickly and get back out, this may be a good place for you but if you like to enjoy the show and see beautiful dancers I wouldn't put this place at the top of the list.



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The introduction says, be wordy. I have been reading Treasures reviews for quite awhile and would like to share some information. I hope that I am not too wordy to have this accepted.

I have been going to Treasures since it first opened in the late nineties. I would like to make some comments about some of the recent reviews give some background. First, there is no mandatory valet or parking fee during the day in my experience in the late afternoon at Treasures. Some of the reviews mention a $ 10 valet fee. During these times there is free parking in the large lot behind the club building. I have been parking there for years and have never had a valet attendant ask me for money and have never had any problem with any damage to my car. As I said, this is during daylight hours as I have not been there much at night in the past several years. The valets do I believe keep an eye on the parking lot and sometimes they have security, thought I have not seen any recently. My advise is that if you are going there during the afternoon that you do not valet park and save the fees as you will always have to pay a door fee. As I have gone there frequently I do not want to spend a lot of funds on valet parking plus I do not like anyone to drive my car.

I have additional information for seniors. There are disability parking spaces near the front entrance and in full view of the valets. You can park here and have minimal worries about you car safet...



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