Tzer's Gentlemens Club

Tzer's Gentlemens Club

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607-775-4959

584 Upper Court St

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Dance price: 20
Drink price: 3
Nightime cover: 12
Hours: Tues-Thurs 6pm-1am, Fri-Sat 6pm-3am
Atmosphere: 3
Dancers: 3
Value: 4
Overall: 3

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Joined us on Jan 2017

Was traveling from NYC to upstate, and wanted to make a stop somewhere and check out a new venue. This one was about half way on my trip, and looked like it would be a good choice. How wrong I was.
I got there at 10pm on a rainy Friday night. Walked in the door, and a friendly doorman/bouncer asked for a $12 cover. I paid it, and he stamped my hand. I hadnt even moved a step forward, and a skinny (sickly looking skinny) woman with a not too pretty face approached me and asked if I wanted a private dance. I hadnt even walked fully in the door yet! I politely said not right now, and she proceeded to whisper in my ear that when I was ready, she was the one, and "I wouldn't be disppointed". The only one who would be disappointed would be me if I ever had a dance with her. Small stage over to the right, but no one there. I asked the doorman what the story was - he told me that they just opened at 8, so they didnt have a crowd yet. Crowd? They had no one. He then told me they were owned by the same people as the topless bar at the other end of the shopping center. With my hand stamped, I could walk freely between them. And, he said, the other place had been opened since 6, so there was more of a crowd there. So off I went. More about that place in a review in there name. All I can say about this place is nothing was happening when I was there.



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Pretty decent completely nude club. I was in Binghamton visiting some friends and we decided to go out Friday night since a couple of them had never been to a club before. There aren't a huge number of choices in Bing (far as I'm aware) so we decided to go to Tzer's instead of Madame Oar's (It's sister club just a few doors down) because not everyone was 21. Now, on Friday it was completely dead. From maybe 9-11 the 5 of us were the only people there. (Oar's looked busier) I can't complain about that, There's only one stage, and no dancers working the floor, so we all really got as much attention as we wanted. The club is very touch-friendly. Every dancer I saw would grab dollars from your lap or collar with their mouth (along with a little rubbing) wrap their legs around your shoulders, put their tits in your face, etc. all from the stage for just a buck or two. The cover is only $5 and girls are free. There's a one drink minimum (most are $5) so overall you get pretty darn good bang for your buck. Tzer's is very couple friendly. I usually go with my girlfriend (I'm pretty sure she digs it more than I do sometimes) but the dancers were super friendly with us, some introduced themselves to my girl, and every one of them checked that it was okay before they got up close and friendly- which wasn't necessary- but I do appreciate it, and I'm sure others would too. Some girls even took care of us at the same time. N...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Lived in Binghamton for 7 years and visited Madam Oars and its sister club Tzers at least once a year. Attended several Bachelor parties (including my own). For the price in the area - you simply cant beat it. Due to goofy NY laws you cant mix fully nude with Alcohol so these clubs have teamed up to solve that issue. You pay one price and get your hand stamped and can bounce back and forth between the 2 clubs (they are less than 50 yds apart in a shopping center) all night long. It should be noted that the Thai restaurant in between is very good if you get hungry.

Tzers is the fully nude club which has a smaller single stage and hammers you on drink prices for water or energy drinks. There is probably 15 seats around a horseshoe main stage with miscellaneous tables and a couple booths further back. The club probably fits 50-75 people max. The girls are usually somewhere between a 5-8 on most nights. If you happen to get lucky during Binghamton University amateur night or something you might get an upgrade but for the most part you are looking at average broads. My take is the hotter girls are usually next door at Madam Oars where you can drink but will only see titties.

From a lap dance standpoint Tzers also falls into the average category. Mild touching while being viewed by a bouncer on your normal strip club couch is what you will find.

I will say that from all the strip clubs I have visited these 2 sister clubs have the least...



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Was last here in August of 2004. This time was much better. Cover was $7.00 I beleive. Full service bar, and good selection of beers. A different beer on special each day opf the week. I was there on a Thursday, and the special was Sam Adams Boston Lager draft pints for $2.50!! Good beer at a good price and in a titty bar too. There truely was a woman for every man's taste there that night. One dancer caught every man's eye. I chose a petite blonde. She was cute, but breast feeding had played havic with her chest. She caught my eye while she was on stage. There was a raw sexuality about the way she danced. She was not shy when you approached the stage to tip her either. Anyway we talked for a while at the bar, and and after a couple of drinks, we went down to the end of the strip mall to Teazers, where the private dances are done. Dances are $20.00 a song. There was no request for a $20.00 tip per dance this time either. I will say that the dances were very enjoyable, and she had a smile on her face also! I can't remeber her name, but she was talking about the long drive she was facing when she left the bar, as she had to drive to Oneonta. Much better vist this time!! When I'm back in Binghamton for business, I will vist these clubs again!



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Joined us on Jan 2017

Was passing thru Binghampton (who would ever want to stay?!) several weeks ago, stopped by on a Saturday night. Place was absolutely dead when I entered but they still made me pay a cover even though there was no dancing going on. Headed to the bar and got a beer and watched some of the girls doing some pole trick practicing. After about 30 minutes a few others wandered in but they still didn't start the stages. As the girls were bored some wandered over and chatted. A couple girls asked if I wanted a dance. Turned the first down but took the second up on her offer and we headed down to M.Oar's to the "private" dance booths. Paid the desk upfront for the dance. Had a decent lap dance but nothing special. Headed back to Tzers. Got more attention from the bartender and bouncer than I did from the dancers. Low hustle factor -- maybe they just didn't know me. Finally had to ask the one girl I had my eye on for a couple dances. Had a couple excellent lap dances from her. Overall a decent club. Strange way of doing business, but it was my first time in NY so maybe they do things different than I'm used to. Quality of the dancers was better than I expected with a couple of the girls who were quite stunning. If I'm ever in the area again, I'll stop back in.



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